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coming through crisper on your transistors

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@liliesandriri My cousin died suddenly at 38 – we still don't know what happened, he drove off the road on his way to work and crashed. At the funeral, an old coworker of his told me that he'd said he was destined to die young. So tone deaf and fkn weird thing to say to grieving family members.

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Lost a great 🕊️ Ugly is Beautiful helped get me through the pandemic + remains one of my top 10 fav albums. Guy was insanely talented + this is such a tragedy. 🖤

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Singer Oliver Tree has reportedly died in a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro.

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Same roomie blew all of her money on MDMA + GHB to the point she couldn't afford to buy toilet paper... + dated this poor dude from Kuwait who was hardcore Muslim, took his virginity and then cheated on him! Wild.

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Had a roommate over a decade ago who smoked dabs + was never not high. You will never convince me that dabs are not like a hair away from heroine. That shit is so debilitating, it was impressive that she managed to hold down a job. I can't believe its just THC tbh.

[Koalapuffslive @koalapuffslive]

Stoner couples who sesh together:

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Casual weekend outing to the YMCA pool wherein my toddler keeps pointing at a man while repeating "das big nipples" 😹

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5 stars on Google Maps / Yelp does not a Michelin star restaurant make... 🚩 to be above cheesecake factory and 🚩 to behave this way on a date... but I don't think the other clientele would bat an eye. This looks like a dive bar cosplaying as a nice spot by serving lobster 👎

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Loud bar music, TV in background, cheap string lights, black plate on a black table (w/o charger plate). Come on man, I'm taking the bait but this is *not* a "high class" restaurant...

[すけちゃん @AgingAnarchist]

どんなにメイクバチバチに決めてオシャレしててもこんな食べ方してたら引くよな

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Maybe I'm too sensitive but I know that comment is gonna make me avoid going to the next appointment and thus, the cycle persists. Le sigh.

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Something that's challenging abt being an anxious / avoidant person that I never hear people talking about is personal appointment procrastination and the stress that comes with them.

Dentists, hair, nails, whatever. I put them off til I'm desperate and then suffer through

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Getting my hair dyed rn. Granted, I am in the Caribbean so people "say it like it is" more than my delicate Canadian heart is used to. But my hairdresser was just like "oh you have lots of grey on this side" 🧍‍♀️

Like bro I know!! Why do you think I'm here/thanks for noticing

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It's a personal choice and I'm also speaking to the people I know who have done it (+ my own experience, which is fat FIRE-adjacent) but as someone who has a lot of friends who have "retired" before the age of 40, I'm confident that not a single one regrets it.

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Taking the rage bait like a fool. 🎣

Seeing people say FIRE is a good way for young, high potential people to stay miserable. This could be true in extreme scenarios but generally, and as someone who's been adopting this to an extent for ~8 years, I disagree.

[Ramit Sethi @ramit]

"Is pushing for a 60% savings rate destroying my marriage?"

Yes

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I am okay with not having the nicest wardrobe, the flashiest cars, the biggest or fanciest house, as long as I am able to buy time to spend time with my family, travel semi-comfortably (i.e. not sleeping in hostels), and not carry the stress of a corporate job indefinitely.

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@Zephyr_hg News

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And this is precisely why Jack Dorsey will always be the most elite of the elites. He just gets it.

[jack @jack]

@sundarpichai can we also get auto dark mode on web gmail/docs