Lyon

Do I even have a bio? 😂

[Lyon @somecallmelion]

Job 34:1-2

[Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA, 7'4 240 IQ) @mrgrozz]

Awful. Hope this account will have some uplifting news in the coming weeks to help us move past this massive aviation tragedy.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Shakespeare wrote Hamlet in pencil

Was it 2B or not 2B?

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

97% of stress in a man is just not having enough money.

[Kam #8🏁 @Culturecams]

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[Lyon @somecallmelion]

Who is going out of town to.. Ruiru?

[s @Sincyyyyy_]

Ruiru is full of third spaces btw but y’all don’t want to go out of ‘town’

[Akash @kaaaash____]

Rate my startup idea

[Miss Dee ✨💫 D Jewelry Plug @Dee_Bebegirl]

men like youtube a lot, they’re always watching something
it’s probably their favorite app.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

This girl told me her biggest turnoff is watching a guy fly too close to the sun; she said it gives her the Ickarus.

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Umaskini ni kitu mbaya sana.... Unaezapata uko na hidden talent ya kucheza golf lakini ju ya umaskini you might never discover it😂💔

[AlwaysTweetingMoh @theyluvmoh]

Next time ukipika maji usiweke nyama mingi

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Ronaldinho might genuinely be the only footballer whose retirement highlights are just as iconic as the ones from his actual career 😭

[Samuel Rondot @samuelrdt]

Bye bye Apple Watch

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

My friend is feeling better after getting his appendix removed.
Unfortunately, he will never be able to reference this chapter of his life.

[⁴⁴ Joy❤️‍🔥 @JoyJMurraya]

Alley cats on Netflix is such a stupid show I’m afraid I need more episodes

[Irakli 🚀 @TheSpacerr]

Do not forget how to code.

AI won’t build illegal apps.
You will.

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

this probably the type of games they make you play in hell