Kyle

WWE fan. Baseball fan. Normal man.

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

Hear me out: I’m at dinner with my ex-wife and we’ve determined the best possible gimmick for @RobGronkowski for his transition to the ring would be a “Magic Mike” version of Paul Revere, who just yells out “the British are coming,” repeatedly, and smiths all the titles himself.

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

@idontlovethat Join us

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

@SharkRobotStore @psychicpebble Excited these guys bounced into my mailbox yesterday but I didn’t get the enamel pins😢

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

@idontlovethat You’ll be mad but I just saw Mean Girls for the first time last week.

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

@Diet_Depression You wear glasses to be extra gay.

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

@Katiew552 Was force fed canned spinach because of iron deficiency. I’m bringing a case of the shit.

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

@Todd_Spence Since it’s available on YouTube, would I be able to host a watch along or reaction stream on twitch? I think it sounds quite fun. Perfectly fine with no, absolutely don’t want to pull anything at all from all of team’s hard work.

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

If this hasn’t been chosen it’d help me tremendously! Life is Spencive!!!

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

One more time! I will paypal or venmo 1 person $100 bucks that RT's this tweet. Just wanna get our scary short film in front of more people.

Watch FEAR WISH here: https://t.co/eFD1cx7gMq

Will DM 1 person Friday!

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

@Todd_Spence Not yet! Just saw this post and I’m at work but I absolutely will. I love a good horror movie🙌🏻

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

@JustinCuene @cuenest @RealWilfordB When your friends know you 🙌🏻

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

Damn, Kobe. #RIP

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

@TheW34ponx Fair, indeed. Should I ever play it, you will be notified of my opinions immediately.

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

🙌🏻HELL FUCKING YES 🙌🏻

[MLB @MLB]

Red Sox, Mookie Betts avoid arbitration with a 1-year, $27 million deal, breaking Nolan Arenado's record of $26 million in 2019, per @Feinsand.

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

@pulte Can we change this so your mans can eat more than ramen through payday? Chrimbus was hard on the wallet 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

I have no reason to be conscious.

[Christina✨ @idontlovethat]

Help Markus & his family if you can, share if you can’t. 🙏

Mark Pobanz (Markus Crane) Recovery Fund https://t.co/i4C7HPomJt

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

@MichaelElgin25 Just went to Down One Bourbon Bar in Louisville two days ago and they had phenomenal food and massive selection of amazing bourbons. Would recommend!

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

@LindsayHarper14 No shower scene? Unacceptable. HAHAHA

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

@TeamFeeki @kifeeki @tacobell @JRsBBQ buyin me @tacobell? Couldn’t ask for a better slobberknocker of a partner

[Kyle @somechubbyguy]

@JamieKennedy See: “server”