Stevie 🦇

bilingual. my lack of 'oratory originality' is quite baffling. this page is comprised of random rants & retweets. oh, & I'm vulgar.

[Stevie 🦇 @somedreams]

the sheer torment of waking up at 2am & not being able to fall back asleep.

[Stevie 🦇 @somedreams]

x my ass, I hate this.

[Stevie 🦇 @somedreams]

I jokingly asked my brother (who is bald) if he had a hair tie & he said "yes, for my ballsack." & now I can't stop laughing.

[nina @ninagrewrites]

genuine connections involve uncomfortable conversations. cherish people who address things rather than avoiding, withholding & ignoring. opening up and leaning into vulnerability is key instead of refusing to engage when others let us know how our words/actions have impacted them

[Stevie 🦇 @somedreams]

one of the downsides of wearing glasses the majority of your life, is looking back at some of your former frame choices with scrutiny & regret.

[Stevie 🦇 @somedreams]

I wish I had the lifespan of a butterfly.

[Stevie 🦇 @somedreams]

https://t.co/1nH9AALaS5 this one goes out to everyone hurting today, on Valentine's Day. everything is going to be okay. ❤️‍🩹

[Stevie 🦇 @somedreams]

@caro_olina amiga, não é falso. a dupla vai junta, mas só uma pessoa volta pra casa.

[Phil Yu @angryasianman]

Just want to make sure you saw the the googly eye.

[Guilherme Dias @guisouzadias]

Muito inspiradora a evolução do @LulaOficial como guitarrista

2004 / 2022

[Stevie 🦇 @somedreams]

what's up with this Wednesday "OP" Addams?

[Stevie 🦇 @somedreams]

wow, I can't believe I haven't heard Spoon's new album until now. Lucifer on the Sofa SLAPS & it's a well deserved Grammy nomination.

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

"You can be watching in 50 years time. I won't be here sadly, but Hagrid will."

Robbie Coltrane talking about how his portrayal of Hagrid in the Harry Potter series will outlive him. 😭😭😭

[GIL DO VIGOR @GilDoVigor]

O Aiiiii BRASILLLL venceu o Vecna! Ahaha

[Stevie 🦇 @somedreams]

well, would you look at that. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Stevie 🦇 @somedreams]

why do so many people mock Imagine Dragons? many of their songs slap & are the best work out motivators.

[Sublime @sublime]

April 26, 1992
There was a riot on the streets,
Tell me where were you?

[Reuters Pitchbot (Satire) @ReutersPitchbot]

BREAKING: World's biggest clown purchases world's largest circus

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Tax day? All days are taxing