The Authority On Life

ask me about my net worth

[machine girl @machin3gir1]

#NopeMovie #Spoilers
the one part where the main character sees an alien and says “Nope!” and runs away but then the alien looks directly at the camera like bugs bunny and whispers “pssstt… dats da name of da movie!” was the scariest thing ive ever seen @JordanPeele

[TaterMan @PotatomanNg]

Pim The Warrior

[The Authority On Life @somegroceries]

these are the two wolves inside of you that are both gay

[The Authority On Life @somegroceries]

well said

[Polymarket VALORANT @PolymarketVAL]

if your teammate is playing bad, keep being horrible to them. It costs nothing to be unkind. Ruin their experience for costing you a win.

[The Authority On Life @somegroceries]

it’s always been fuck taylor swift

[The Authority On Life @somegroceries]

ignorance is bliss i guess

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

reminder that you do not have to share those monkeypox pics onto my tl🫶🏿💋

[The Authority On Life @somegroceries]

what does “most advanced” even mean lmfao

[GameSpot @GameSpot]

Modern Warfare 2 is the "most advanced" Call of Duty game ever, according to Activision: https://t.co/eaSra24XmQ

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

what if i chased you around with a hammer

[The Authority On Life @somegroceries]

butcher and hughie might be my favorite tv friendship

[Consumer Softproducts Oy @CSoftproducts]

Ethics come first. Consumer Softproducts is fully committed to maximizing shareholder profits.

[austin @bainard]

lmao

[The Authority On Life @somegroceries]

i see you ben with subtle submariner flex

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ben Affleck and Jason Momoa reunite during reshoots for ‘AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM’.

[The Authority On Life @somegroceries]

lol imagine dickriding cops

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

the logan paul nope thread is so funny bc of all people to have the concept of "ppl are incentivized to turn violence and suffering into something they can sell back to society" go over their head, the "suicide forest vlog" guy is by far the most perfect

[The Authority On Life @somegroceries]

this is cool as fuck you all are crazy

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

Report: GTA VI will star series' first playable woman, will be more culturally sensitive: https://t.co/GbR1HOEutl