Account by Russian Minister of Intelligence
Official Minister of Money of Russia, Georgy Gerasimov
Born in Magnitogorsk
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BREAKING NEWS: The "Cheese Separatists" code named "Sharp Cheddar" is current fighting alongside Kursk forces to repel the invasion into Russia. We standby and are supporting their advances with economic aid and material aid.
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@negaroid I remember when the sieges during the Illiad was written a tall epic of the time we rushed south to meet they high powers near the counts of Olympus. We soon besieged the area of lolcus.
Russian propaganda artist "Akim Apachev" gone camping with family. Allegedly accidentally ran into Ukrainian front while riding bears and shot 2312 Ukrainians and destroyed 5 German provided tanks.
Donetsk Development : Russian forces expected to push through Ukrainian entrenchment with the aid of the strength giving "Donetsk cheese company". The cheese company is expected to be given T80M tanks from the Russian Federation for the coup attempts of more cities in Columbia.
Russian political development: Vladimir Putin now considering the act of "voting against president Trump" to be a act of war against the Russian Federation. Vladimir Putin is now predicted to be sending spies into the territories of the USA to become civilians and vote for Trump
Kursk development: Units from Transnistria promised to aid in Russian defense against Ukraine by quote "serving as a massive distraction to those Ukrainian pigs!".
Kursk development: Russians are now experimenting with tactical use of "gay bombs" authorized by Sergei Shoigu and Vladimir Putin. They have acknowledged the possibility of a "gay epidemic" among the Russian soldiers but quoted saying "They do that shit anyways"
Development in Russia: Kalashnikov Concern to come out with newest AK platform rifle the "AK-3080". It is expected for this rifle to quote "Take over the Ukrainians with RGB bullets". First field deployments of this rifle is currently undergoing and can allegedly blow up a tank.
Turkish development: After the ban of the hit game "Roblox" in Turkey, the Turkish government has released information regarding the civil unrest from their actions. The Turkish government is expected to go into marital law due to the increases in protests and mass looting.
Political Development: Youtuber "MrBeast" planning collaboration with Russian president Vladimir Putin in record breaking video showing the new T-14 Armata in action and the power of the Russian military. It is predicted they make moves to solidify his influence in Russia.
Development: The developers for the game "Among us" Innersloth have provided teasers for the next upcoming crewmate skin In support of the Russian Defensive. Putin quote said "This will be our way to the children of America".
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