Ash

Boring Centrist Husband and Dad. Views farmed from Twitter. Lacks self-awareness. Fuck intolerance. Vamos Leeds Carajo.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Tomorrow Liz Truss will once again become the UK Prime Minister who served for the shortest amount of time - a symbolic waypoint for all future PMs to navigate past

[Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26]

Hi Elon, can you tell Temu I don't want a fucking 151 piece tool kit please. Ta.

[Sir Frank Marcois @frankmarcois]

Starmer has been PM for 3 days and he hasn’t told any good jokes or spoken any Latin yet. I can’t see him lasting long.

[Oz Katerji @OzKaterji]

“You can’t govern with a legitimate democratic mandate with 33.7% of the vote share”

Labour:

[Dr_Rebecca @Dr_Bekka_UK]

And he did it after 6pm on a Friday. #KeirStarmer

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Ted, would you like to spend a few days In Skegness with me”

[Marina Hyde @MarinaHyde]

My column on the general election

https://t.co/X6YLklbTlS

[Tim Booth @RealTimBooth]

What a wonderful day for the UK. Change is coming. I’m sure it won’t be as much as we hope for, there is so much work to be done and we are impatient fuckers, but it will be a start. 🌈💜

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Take it in. The first female chancellor. The first housing secretary who's actually lived in social housing. The first education secretary who was on free school meals. An energy secretary who actually believes in aggressively fighting climate change. Not a bad afternoon.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

KING CHARLES: 'Really? How fascinating. What kind of tools?'

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

How pissed off do you think Sunak is that he kept his seat?

[Vicky Spratt @Victoria_Spratt]

We have a Housing Secretary who has lived in social housing.

[Brendan May @bmay]

Scared of a Labour government?

I wouldn’t be- this is what the last one achieved.

Vote for change: and above all if you’re in a Tory seat, vote tactically!

Evict the Tories from Parliament so they can never again bring this country to its knees.

🗳️

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

You've had 13 minutes, I assume you've all voted already. If not, please do go and vote.

[Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant]

Never forget.

[Brendan Cox @MrBrendanCox]

Please vote.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

When you watched Johnson lie every fucking day, you had no power.
When you found out the Tories gave billions to their mates, you had no power.
When your mortgage increased because of that useless twat Truss, you had no power.
Tomorrow you have power.
Use it
#GeneralElection

[Ash @somemoremuey]

Just in case you know any undecideds?

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

[Josh @joshlufc91]

Posted on WACCOE. Spot on #lufc