clane

5’ 11.5 in some boots

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

Miami Heat bench after trading for Giannis

[clane @someonesdogg]

Heated Rivalry but it’s figure skating and the dude is straight

[clane @someonesdogg]

I feel about Instagram reels the way Anthony Bourdain feels about humanity traveling and eating

[Mark🃏 @iBeen__Fly]

The dumbest pro athlete: yea man alot of people don't know how easy it is to run out of money even on a 100 million dollar contract, the 2 houses, 12 cars and 600,000 dollars worth of clothes I buy every year just ain't enough

[clane @someonesdogg]

I feel about Instagram reels the way Anthony Bourdain feels about humanity traveling and eating

[clane @someonesdogg]

The music I post on my story’s is like 75% purely stuff I love and 25% personality bait and sometimes it’s both at the same time I’m a complex guy

[Mia @love_____bug]

Love Island is like if Mr. Beast made porn

[clane @someonesdogg]

Really getting the point at work now where I realize how much I don’t care lmao I get asked about some shit I did 2 weeks ago and I feel like I just got smacked in the head with a coconut “where am I? Who are you? What is this?”

[alexxstation @alexxstation]

Here's two Toronto police officers on bicycles blowing multiple stop signs.

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

What if, call me crazy, we introduced a wealth tax instead

[clane @someonesdogg]

Posting on LinkedIn repeatedly as a young person must be so exhausting on the soul

[cory @coolmathgame_]

dentist after examining my teeth: [frowning] i don’t like this [taking his tools out of my mouth] i don’t like teeth anymore

[clane @someonesdogg]

And Dr Oz just tells him he doesn’t know cause he’s not a real fuckin doctor he’s a chiropractor with a ketamine addiction

[clane @someonesdogg]

1 cup of soy sauce

[constans @constans]

Ok, kids:

1 lb chicken breast
1 bell pepper
1 onion
1 cup soy sauce
1 tbsp curry powder
1pkg microwaveable rice

Dice chicken, pepper, & onion
Stir fry chicken & onion until brown
Add bell pepper

After a few mins, add mix of soy sauce & curry powder

With rice, that’s 3 meals

[clane @someonesdogg]

He DIDNT USE THE PROCTORING SOFTWARE and he spends the whole article talking about how western doesn’t have measures to prevent cheating. Brother ITS CALLED PROCTORING SOFTWARE

[London Free Press @LFPress]

A Western University professor says he believes “a large number” of nearly 300 students cheated on their final exam in a course he taught and is refusing to count it toward their final mark. https://t.co/qt4AS3UCgQ #ldnont

[clane @someonesdogg]

That’s not true

[Kekius Maximus @Kekius_Sage]

Physicist Michio Kaku suggests dark matter isn’t matter at all. It is gravity leaking from a parallel dimension.

[clane @someonesdogg]

This episode was so fuckin bad man all the bad guys looked like they were played by some dork they way they’d play the most generic criminal possibly in a shitty play

[Fan | Men Celeb Updates @MenCelebUpdates]

Jon Bernthal in The Punisher: One Last Kill

[clane @someonesdogg]

I can do such a good impression of him this dudes such a fuckin freak lmfao

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

RFK Jr. complains that teenagers today don’t have enough sperm