postmodern malone

I’m wall to wall raccoons

[postmodern malone @sometimesamelia]

@HowToCookThat I logged back into Twitter for the first time in a year just to show you this!

[postmodern malone @sometimesamelia]

CATS I’m gonna let you finish but the Aristocats is the best cat movie of all time

[postmodern malone @sometimesamelia]

*3 minutes into watching CATS*
“This is literally already a crime against humanity.”
“No, this is CATS.”

[postmodern malone @sometimesamelia]

This came as a surprise to absolutely no one.

[postmodern malone @sometimesamelia]

“I hope when the guillotines roll out, we find out Trump’s made of cake.”

[postmodern malone @sometimesamelia]

Axiety be like, watching a recording of a Zoom lecture from yesterday and still being nervous I’m not muted

[postmodern malone @sometimesamelia]

The worst part about working from home is that my apartment complex always seems to have some grass to mow

[postmodern malone @sometimesamelia]

Oh my god I hate being perceived

[Faiz @fshakir]

You heard him. Get out and vote!

[postmodern malone @sometimesamelia]

I love Halloween

[postmodern malone @sometimesamelia]

reading Marx makes me feel alive

[Anne Rumsey Gearan @agearan]

Per @NPR Justice Ginsburg’s deathbed statement is this: “My most fervent wish is that I will not be replaced until a new President is installed.”

[ACLU @ACLU]

The vast majority of curfew violations in Kenosha after the shooting of Jacob Blake were issued to people advocating for racial justice or protesting police bias and brutality.

White militia members carrying semi-automatic weapons after the curfew were not cited.

[New York Times Opinion @nytopinion]

"The Electoral College as it functions today is the most glaring reminder of many that our democracy is not fair, not equal and not representative," writes @jessewegman https://t.co/XMAb9MbUPS

[postmodern malone @sometimesamelia]

Every time a girl includes me on her close friends Instagram story I melt

[postmodern malone @sometimesamelia]

I just tried to tell @kylie_fife that I liked @drewisgooden’s new video, but to get there, my autocorrect first made me go through Drew Goose, Golden, Goode, Goodness, and my own last name, which is kind of similar but not very.

[postmodern malone @sometimesamelia]

@KarenKilgariff @GHardstark Can you remind me what CBD oil sponsors you? I’m straight up going to buy it but I can’t remember the name. Or if any murderinos see this and remember? Please help a girl get some sleep #mfm #myfavoritemurder

[Edward-Isaac Dovere @IsaacDovere]

what would be going on in America today in response if, say, a young Arab-American man with a machine gun had shot three people in a crowd because he was following his own definition of justice?

[Jessica Cisneros @JCisnerosTX]

-riots happen- “OMG WHY CAN’T THEY JUST PROTEST PEACEFULLY?”

-NBA players peacefully strike- “no, not like that.”

[ky⁷ @kalepascool]

cancel student loan debt and maybe i’ll buy a house or a car or start a family instead of buying an iced coffee and avocado toast