Kelly Thomas

I play the piano and watch television

[Kelly Thomas @sometimeskelly]

@ADP is the app down? This is all I have gotten tonight

[Casey Mink @Casey_Mink]

Musicals are announcing Broadway runs with all-male creative teams again. Nature is healing.

[Benjamin Rauhala @brauhala]

I should have been a lot sluttier in my twenties.

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

Every straight relationship

[Kelly Thomas @sometimeskelly]

Quarantine vibes include: electric scooter, axe, rock wall, bonfire, and pink shades

[pat regan @poregan]

Joe Exotic Is gay but has straight husbands while Carole Baskin is straight but has a gay husband and THAT is common ground

[Kelly Thomas @sometimeskelly]

If I already know that Jessica is 34 will that ruin the entire watching experience

Asking for a friend

[Kelly Thomas @sometimeskelly]

HELLOOOO WHAT UP TWITTER, I got too many quarantine one liners for Instagram and Facebook so here we go

[Kelly Thomas @sometimeskelly]

Spending this week, and the next few weeks, in rooms with Marc Shaiman, Scott Wittman, Jack O’Brien, and Josh Bergasse is pretty crazy, but I’m nailing the role of person-who-no-one-knows-her-name-behind-the-piano-in-the-corner