STUD PUPPY

coffee is for closers

[STUD PUPPY @son_of_knud]

How many shitty sketch comedians are thinking “maybe I should make a horror movie” right now

[STUD PUPPY @son_of_knud]

It would be funny if we learned that this player is just incredibly claustrophobic

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If anyone was looking for a reason to pick a Troy upset…

Their players literally do not use elevators or escalators

[STUD PUPPY @son_of_knud]

Keanu Reeves has been cast as the villain in a ‘WEEZER’ movie.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Keanu Reeves has been cast as the villain in a ‘WEEZER’ movie.

The film will be mockumentary style described as a cross between ‘Scott Pilgrim vs. the World’ and ‘Weird: The Al Yankovic Story’

(Source: https://t.co/vq2lQTAeky)

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

Out of like a million different gags and jokes in Wet Hot American Summer my brain always goes back to this one. Ken Marino the goat

[STUD PUPPY @son_of_knud]

@JoeListComedy Joe you’re more twisted than Asus QBs spinal cord

[sophie BND SPOILERS @sophboxd]

nicholas hoult on the set of superman (2025)

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new

[STUD PUPPY @son_of_knud]

One more hit and he’s gonna be acting like radio

[AB @AB84]

Why they make him look like Radio #CTESPN

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

i cut together the best egg scenes in movies

[STUD PUPPY @son_of_knud]

Life alert and viagra team up “help ive fallen and i can’t get it up!”

[STUD PUPPY @son_of_knud]

Jeez…. I thought it was pretty cool

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The way this boring machine works
https://t.co/oyLjFeTpKG

[John C. McGinley @JohnCMcGinley]

…getting the band back together!

[STUD PUPPY @son_of_knud]

Do you think bill nye and neil degrasse tyson have explored each others celestial bodies

[STUD PUPPY @son_of_knud]

@JoeListComedy Doubt they’ll do that for best production design lol

[STUD PUPPY @son_of_knud]

If I want to start selling my own tequila do I have to become a shitty actor first or can I just do it?

[STUD PUPPY @son_of_knud]

Super hard to give a fuck about this. Bunch of candy asses. Get real!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Duke Head Coach Jon Scheyer is calling for a BAN on court storming following today’s incident at Wake Forest

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Read-thru with @Shanemgillis!

[STUD PUPPY @son_of_knud]

GO SKERS

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Didn’t know you were such a big fan of pasta @JoeListComedy

[Cugine @meals_by_cug]

Big Saturday plans

[STUD PUPPY @son_of_knud]

Showing me my old Cookie Monster pajama bottoms I used to wear in public.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Psychologically disturbed World War 1 soldier who experiences shell shock when shown part of his uniform https://t.co/kFn8bhi2GG