Sonia

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[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[miia @miiagarro]

please wear cologne that matches ur face, got me turning around to nonsense!!!

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

may her stomach see flatness and her ass see fatness… amen

[Donald @_donaldishim]

ragebait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

[Tommy @tommykippes2]

canadians at 5:10am on a sunday in february

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Impulsive spending is really one of the most unaddressed forms of ADHD self harm.

[Maira @maira4yo]

no one prepared me for the fact that when you have a 9-5 you can't like. go to the dentist or the doctor or anything anymore. because you work. and when you don't work they're closed.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

ladies watch out this is how they move

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“ok there bud” is canadian slang for “shut the fuck up”

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

god forbid a girl be full of whimsy AND rage

[misto @mistowho]

if she's ur girl why she at my igloo petting my puffle Imao

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

every mental health professional i've ever talked to has been like "you have a lot of self awareness" and i'm like yes i actually think that is part of the problem

[emilie @cbcradio2]

Making moves in silence is torture for me… I loveeeee telling people things. I’ve only told 5-10 people about my 2 current major silent moves

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

My speciality is packing 2 books and 4 articles for a flight then drinking red wine and falling asleep

[◌ @kutjuki]

you’re only as rich as your wife looks

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

I'm deleting Apple Maps that shit be tryna take you to the cartel

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

Not all your life decisions have to be smart. Some can be purely for cinematic value

[VE @velmorrra]

Please stop asking me what i do for living, i am a diva