kerry

wnba/political junkie | she/her | 25

[Grace @gracecamille_]

diarrhea parasite happened to land on the week where i had planned to change my entire diet and therefore life and finally become the person i have always dreamt of being. Guess i will have to hold off on that

[P @theogpooh]

We in a dookiedemic and I don’t see toilet paper flying off the shelves like during Covid???

[kerry @sonic_highways]

wait…. what does the parasitic outbreak mean for my strawberry margs

[zu 🥨 free range deranged @raccoon_dad]

a bee is a reasonable insect. it flies into your house and spends the entire time it's inside trying to get out. a fly is an abomination. the second it gets inside your house it moves right in. straight to the living room. like its been an indoor animal its whole life. disgrace

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Barack Obama had no right to nominate a new Supreme Court justice after Antonin Scalia died. And if a senator from Kentucky has died recently, Andy Beshear has no right to choose a new senator.

by Mitch McConnell

[kerry @sonic_highways]

what do you mean pop punk icon cassadee pope is queer and dating Maren Morris????

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[suki @soupkis]

you might be someone’s nothingburger but you’re my everythingbagel

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[kerry @sonic_highways]

4 OT is actually crazy

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

the crowd for Trump's Great American State Fair vs the crowd for My Chemical Romance's performance at Sonic Temple Festival

[kerry @sonic_highways]

Marina Mabrey is going for the all time record isn’t she

[la lesbian fight club @unloversciub]

Tired of lesbians at the lesbianism factory

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Former Hurricanes captain/player and current head coach Rod Brind'Amour is bringing another Stanley Cup home to Carolina 🙌

[kerry @sonic_highways]

GIVE BUSSI A RAISE

[kerry @sonic_highways]

Vegas needs to fire their goalie lmao

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Carolina gonna be eating baked beans and cole slaw outta you.

[Dan Hopper @DanHopp]

Fun part of this World Cup is learning about all these specific ethnic enclaves in the US, every game has some cut that’s like “and here’s the famed Curaçaoan community in Wilmington, Delaware” and it’s some random bar with like 450,000 people

[kerry @sonic_highways]

Headlines better reflect that New York hasn’t been in a championship drought with both the Liberty and Gotham winning in the last few years!!!