TypicalSonicCustomer

I like my food fast and now and will not hesitate to hesitate. I also exclusively carry $20 bills.

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

"Hey Gabe how are you?"

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

"Can I get a slush/slushie/freezie/slurpee/icee/snow cone drink/slusher/crushed ice drink?"

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

*orders a sonic funnel blast*

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

*uses stall during snowstorm*

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

"Why don't you carry the 5 dollar boom box anymore?"

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

"Are you sure you don't carry the 5 dollar boom box anymore?"

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

"Do you still carry the 5 dollar boom box?"

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

"Do you all serve turkey?"
Server: "no"
"Well you just ruined by birthday"

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

"What kind of cheese is in your mozzarella sticks?"

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

"Powers out? Better go to Sonic"

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

"Can I get a sausage McMuffin?" Employee: "I'm sorry we don't have muffins here" "IM AT THE WRONG PLACE" *drives off*

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

*Calls store* "At what time do you start serving hamburger and hotdogs" Worker: "We serve our full menu all day" "but what about hotdogs?"

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

@Shenaniglenns @GreaterIsMicah Glenn always with that labor focus

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

Employee: "I'll just be a minute with your credit card" me: *immediately drives off into sunset*

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

@Shenaniglenns #neverforget

[TypicalSonicCustomer @soniccustomer]

Make sure that cherry slush is red.