Chris Chan’s Lawyer

I am reborn 😌

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@NatureUnedited That is our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@RedTailedRetard God I needed this laugh. Very funny

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@elonmusk Insane because if they did, it’ll become even more a shithole than it’s become since apartheid ended. When I went there, trash was piling the streets because workers were on strike and the mall we visited was a sketchy shit hole. The White folk there were wonderful, though. Sad.

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@i2cjak My wife and I literally just got done showing our 4yo daughter pictures of the day her and her older brother were born.

It really is tragic that people think starting a family is more of a burden than the greatest thing about life.

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@HumanityChad Invest in elephant insulin now. Right now, don’t miss another Bitcoin moment.

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@Dingus511 @Math_files Ah, of course. Thank you, Dingus and God.

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@TXtater95 @justalexoki The baby is likely her dealer. Not all babies are sweet and innocent little angels, some just come out of the womb with a bad head on their shoulders and an 8 ball. I’m terrified of my son.

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@ThatGuyDougs @WeimarWorlds You sound Indian

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@uncledoomer This is art. Shame on you.

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@fakeglossy What’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen then? 🥹

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@Linahuaa Her origin story that you just described was not only the first I’ve ever heard of her, but also made her sound cool.

Lab-created?
Elite banker mom?
Well spoken and mysterious lack of social media activity?

She sounds like an antihero supervillain spy type of lady. Hot!

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@DelusionPosting She looks absolutely lovely

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@MomsPostingLs I just like how she spells “Greak”.

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@medoyaa Grandma.

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@alphafox She has a really nice rack.

11 points for Gryffindor.

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@ShitpostReels My wife is not a rock per se but we are in a sexless marriage right now and so this hits home fr.

“fr” is a thing young people say as a shorthand for “for real”.

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@RussellRic5886 It can feel good to be sad & music can definitely bring me into that space

But it’s a place I’m careful about not staying in too long & when I get there I switch it up & jam to my favorite faggy songs & remember it feels good to be sad but better to DANCE
https://t.co/yyCWlDGsj3

[Chris Chan’s Lawyer @sonichu4ever]

@Muscles44 @modernhistory Thank you, Soook and God.