Chris Cartwright

Part Time Underachiever/Bass guy with Momento Mori UK & Trip Hazard NE

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​US President Donald Trump:

We spend more money on NATO than all other countries combined, but it is useless.

​America has spent nearly a trillion dollars on NATO since 2014.

​It is of no use.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Mum pulls horse statue 160 miles after girl's suicide https://t.co/M4sNDShuH3

[Chris Cartwright @sonicjunkie]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

I’ve been a huge fan of @TheSimpsons since 1989, but in my completely unbiased opinion, I have to say this is the best couch gag they’ve ever done.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

[Chris Cartwright @sonicjunkie]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Chris Cartwright @sonicjunkie]

https://t.co/HQ6LdQ6I5m

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s suspiciously warm.

[Chris Cartwright @sonicjunkie]

@HamillHimself I was named Christian, and asked my mother if it was anything to do with the bible… “No, I just liked how it’s spelled” 😑

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being old enough to remember when “getting your steps in” was called “going for a nice walk”.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“If I don’t see you before, have a good Christmas!”
“Thanks, you too!”

Narrator: They saw each other again an hour later.

[Chris Cartwright @sonicjunkie]

@AstralIcen I’m going through the same thing, I feel your pain

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

A valid point…

[Chris Cartwright @sonicjunkie]

https://t.co/2IaqisAROW

[CNN @CNN]

A 2012 Washington Post essay describing congressional extremists and their rejection of truth shows that the disease within the Republican Party had spread long before Trump metastasized it, @JohnJHarwood writes. | Analysis https://t.co/4HB41zPkND

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there!

If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️

#inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace
https://t.co/SvPEQzHmYK

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

I’m going to need a really big shirt

[Chris Cartwright @sonicjunkie]

@StephenKing Shame they can’t (or won’t) ask what business certain senators had going on in the solicitors room

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Is there a filter for Zoom that turns cats into lawyers?

[Sky News @SkyNews]

⚠️ What is the UK’s new National Cyber Force?

@GCHQ director says it can be used against terrorists, criminals & states.

@UKStratCom chief warns how UK’s enemies are using social media to sow division in cyber grey zone.

#IntoTheGreyZone

🎧 Listen: https://t.co/JtR3kMSFSr