Son of Peron

He eats his vegetables.

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

Since I have a race car bed I guess you can call me a piss and run driver. #bedwetter

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

@PierrePoilievre Authoritarian bootlicker. Get fucked Pierre.

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

@mediablasters1 Got my shipping notification today, so it looks like I am part of the first wave. Thanks!

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

@mediablasters1 So, by oldest orders first, how far back are we talking? I placed my order back in February. Just want to know so I can temper my expectations.

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

It is fucking hillarious seeing @petehoekstra get invited to all of these economic forums to whine like the little bitch that he is. What a cunt.

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

Hey @MrBeast you lock up challenges are for pussies. I can out last your viewers. Pack a setting and a time and I'll beat it. Keep a blanque cheque handy. Also, if you win, you have to eat the biggest dook I leave in the slop bucket, pussy.

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

@TMZ I guess after riding Jeff Bezos' rocket this would be considered a step up. I'd like to think Trudeau is honoring both of his parents by hooking up with a musician like his mom and a much younger woman like his dad.

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

@PierrePoilievre So either you're saying you're going to lose the easiest riding for a Conservative to win, or you think the people of BR/CF are not smart enough to find your name on a ballot. Jeff, this is fucking embarrassing.

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

Hey @elonmusk you know what would be a great redemption arc for you? Bees. Seriously. Fund genetically modified bees that are more resilient than ones found in nature. Ones that won't take the food supply with them when they go extinct. Just remember me when you save the world.

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

@elonmusk The Commander in Cheese!!

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

@elonmusk Elon! Find the Russian pee pee tape! If anyone can do it, you can!

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump More of this please. Dude is messing with your bottom line with contract cuts. Hit him in the adult diaper. WE LOVE YOU ELON! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

Bah ha ha ha ha! You suck Jeff! Take your golden parachute and take a vacation in a wind tunnel. Also stop sending me nudes, I am 5.

@PierrePoilievre

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

@PierrePoilievre Ha ha ha ha eat shit Jeff! Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!!

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

Hey @benshapiro I just watched Lady Ballers and NGL, it takes a lot of talent to remake the 1992 Rodney Dangerfield classic The Ladybugs but with no jokes. Real esoteric shit, bro.

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

It is with a sad and heavy heart that I report that our little angel Wayne is no longer with us. Due to the cost of Twitter Blue we could no longer afford his daily ration of ketchup sandwitches and he starved. Don't cry, he is with Jesus now.

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

.@jordanbpeterson takes my blood to put in needles and inject into his pee pee. He says it's so he doesn't grow old, but his eyes always well up with tears. Oh the lies we tell each other.

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

I went and say monster trucks today. Then @jordanbpeterson offered me a hot dog, but it was all a trick so he could eat my bum.

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

PRO TIP @jordanbpeterson 's pee pee tastes and smells like pure Atlantic lobster. You can quote me. @CBCNews @CTVNews @nationalpost @APTNNews #toohotdormsm
Also tossin' a bone to my bois at @CHCHTV #localmediarepresent #jordanpeterisactivelymolestingme

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

@jordanbpeterson Member the time on the playground and you pit your hand over my mouth and said "shhh! Shhh! Wanna see my black man?" And you pulled me into a van, but there was no black man. So you took me to the woods and showed me your gun. But you went pee pee and the nice powice took me home

[Son of Peron @sonofperon]

@jordanbpeterson @YouTube Member the time you rubbed your wee on my leg and said that was cwimate changes? WE GOT ICECREAM AFTER!!