Michael Soloman

coke zero, carbs, and regret.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

If you made a dollar a sec you’d have $1 million in 12 days, you’d have $1 billion in 32yrs & $1 trillion in 31,710yrs or 5X longer than human civilization. New rightwing thing is acting like there’s an incremental difference between 5X longer than human civilization and 12 days

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Why the fuck is he meeting with the Thalmor

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Incredible. Scotland puts a wind turbine near Trump’s golf course in Aberdeen 20 years ago. He sues and loses. Then his resulting hatred of wind turbines now ends up with the US Secretaries of Defense & Interior fabricating absurd lies to justify killing wind energy in the US.

[Actual Sheep @DeutschWatamate]

German “superweapons”: a big tank, a slightly faster plane

Allied superweapons: shells that personally know when to explode, an unreachable bomber, a literal computer, the power of the sun in the palm of their hands

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[Julie Delisle @puceronie]

IT HAPPENED. I pointed at a thing and called it a tank and my partner was like, "um, no, it's a self-propelled howitzer"

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We'd like any reporter, any reporter at all, to press Trump and his caretakers on why he cannot seem to walk in a straight line.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Have the day you voted for.

[basedweeb @basedweeb1991]

@Pirat_Nation It's because every other storefront sucks

[Michael Soloman @soolowmon]

@BasedMikeLee You are fucking weird

[Andrew Hulshult @AndrewHulshult]

You should be upset about this and you should let them know. You should be more upset about corp AI data centers pushing personal home computing out of reach for average everyday people.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Mam you support a pedophile rapist war criminal @SenSusanCollins

[Will Byrum @TheWillByrum]

Seniors should start making lunch at home and maybe move into a place they can afford - something more realistic and within their budget

[derek @derpo377]

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): In 32 BBY, Ratts Tyrell, Boonta Eve podracer, my friend, died. He fucking died.

[kuraiholy-GIVE ME YOUR BSKY USERNAME- @kuraiholy]

@bloomjpg And yet Savvy's out here actually helping men while Asmon's just leading yall further to loneliness. https://t.co/SEJFG7irsX

[Chinese Mike @Abadprofile]

@bloomjpg Stavros looks like a gresy 70s porn producer, but he's also funny and cool.

Asmongold looks like a dysgenic cave dweller, but he's also talentless, annoying, and dumb.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Stephen Miller is a little bitch.

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

trump stomping all over american iconography is exactly what this place needs. break the illusion. this is what you are. a dave n busters country