Sunil Poonia

Travel | Trek | Squash | Investment

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Never take your Jeep Compass here.

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We have reached our destination. You can stop Joaquin Phoenix

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Friend 1: Ye le potato wedges.

Friend 2: I know. Aage bol.

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When you see someone pushing a scooter with their leg while they are themselves riding another scooter, you call it a TOEing service.

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My trendy friend uses a TUMI gym bag and a TUMI work bag. Infact, he uses TUMI bags everywhere.

TUMI din chadhe, TUMI din dhale. TUMI ho bandhu, sakha TUMI.

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Toddlers when they listen to Khalasi..

Godi lo humein godi lo godi lo..

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Wife: I'm meeting my bank's large corporate head tomorrow.

Husband: how tall is he?

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Wife: I know you don't watch horror movies. But, is there a particular type that you like

Husband: Would none be the right answer. None movies.

And now we're watching The Nun II 🤦

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Parryware is the most homely ceramic brand.

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@shatadru_ss @BeingSalmanKhan Good morning bro

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@BeingSalmanKhan good morning bro.

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@shatadru_ss @DiscussingFilm Too expensive. Will LEGO

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When Samba gets Gabbar tiny skewers for his barbeque party, he yells 'Skewer ke baccho'

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Overexcited Redbull driver speeding ahead on his first trek:

Max: Guys we can't take a pit stop now...

Friends: No, Max Verstappen

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Friend: Kal beti ke liye gift lana bhul gaya toh wo roos gayi

Me: Arre itna dur jaane ki kya zaroorat thi?

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*Colour cinema comes in

Lata Mangeshkar: RGB dastan hai yeh...

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When your phone is in a remote area and your 4G changes to E

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Heard someone saying today ' Ye jo Amir Khan wala variant hai ye kitna khatarnak hai?'

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Egyptian architecture had a lot of Odia influence thanks to Cleopatra.