CJ

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

McInnes: "Honey, you should've seen us against Celtic today, I-...no, but we came so close!"

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@JohnSwinney

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@RichLowry Inshallah

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The dad

[Laurent Dieste @laurentdieste]

Cycling shoes. Freezer bags for socks. Enough snacks to sink a boat. Four layers of hats.

Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest mountain runner of all time.

[Chairman Lmao @BenTheTim]

Clement after losing to a lower league club:

[CJ @sooooted]

10/10 would watch again...and again

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

🗣️ “How many of that Rangers team get into Celtic’s team? None.”
🗣️ “Rangers don't have any leaders.”

Kris Boyd with a scathing assessment of Rangers’ “embarrassing” performance as they lost 3-0 at Celtic ⬇️

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Tim will not have Belfast's reputation tarnished for the first time by religious hatred

[Tim McCullagh @timonther6]

Need a clean. But I promised I’d never wear these again.

I’ll defend the mosque in belfast tomorrow with these on show.

Hate is not welcome in our big city.

[CJ @sooooted]

More insight than Rio Ferdinand tbf

[Forest Review @Forest_Review]

‘That’s a really good video, I think I’ll post that’

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

“all that studying for what” LMFAOOO

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@JCruikshank20 @Slimshady1961 @RoddyQC It's OOR WIND SASSENACHS

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@TheBeats14 @kenny47110 @RangersFC

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Reread the book FFS

The beauty is in the experience

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

There was a great line I couldn't quite remember from "One Hundred Years of Solitude"

Search engines & ChatGPT couldn't recall it either from my bad description

Wrote a little 20 line program to read the whole book and found it in a minute, cost 25 cents

Wild times we live in

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@paulswaney3 Another banger

Trying to do something like this plan with a smaller but similar mfg in EU currently...had any experience with a unionised, near militant workforce?

Or know anyone who might be interested in taking the challenge and upside off my clients hands? 😁

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Sky's Laura Bundock meets Royal fans who have been queuing since 4am to see members of the Royal Family at Sandringham today

https://t.co/PAiZ4D1jU3

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[CJ @sooooted]

Better patter than you. Sorry.

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Hopefully you've not insulted the Saudi state in some way either

[Billie @Billie_T]

Saying ‘hopefully it’s not your last Christmas’ and winking outside a hospital is crazy 😭

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@bryan_johnson Beer gave us all mass produced foodstuffs and you want to turn your back on it

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@TheBeats14 @FootballScoutR

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@TheBeats14 @iMiaSanMia @Transfermarkt Who? Martinez?