Susan Cooper

Voiceover Talent | Creative Project Manager | Woman of action.
I ❤️️ the Outdoors.

[Susan Cooper @soozinsta]

Bloop! Check out my new Commercial Voiceover Demo.

If you’re into that sort of thing.

#voiceacting

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Know someone who is still considering voting for Trump in November? Show them this.

[Josh Cellars Wine @joshcellars]

What’d I miss?

[Susan Cooper @soozinsta]

@steak_umm Yoooo…..,

[Susan Cooper @soozinsta]

🤩 my coworkers, y’all!

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

how is this legal
https://t.co/gOKmVIH0rQ

[Susan Cooper @soozinsta]

👋 The Stephen Curry Game-Stained Jersey is in 4th place in #Webbys People’s Voice, and they can’t win without your votes. Periodt. VOTE: https://t.co/KUDXSND5gG

[Susan Cooper @soozinsta]

So proud of my coworkers for creating and producing this campaign!

[World Vasectomy Day @WorldVasDay]

🤝 WVD and @ilazer are bringing you a V-Day message
☝️ This V-Day our #1 goal
🤔 Is for all to consider their role in birth control
💌 We're sending this message in hopes that you see
💞 The GORGEOUS possibilities of a Post-Roe vasectomy
🔗 Learn more at link in bio #cardstonards

[World Vasectomy Day @WorldVasDay]

👯 While nothing's as lovely as you and me
👺 I truly hate this IUD
🥜 Nards cause 100% of unplanned pregnancies
🪄 Vasectomies easily prevent them
🔗 Learn more at link in bio #cardstonards

[Dean Oelschig @DeanOelsch]

The agency pitch process is wild.

And by wild I mean totally bizarre that it even still exists and is treated as normal and widely accepted by very smart people.

[Susan Cooper @soozinsta]

@20korg Bike tires rolling on slightly sandy asphalt

[Susan Cooper @soozinsta]

@Evanmichaellee I really do! And I couldn’t always say that.

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Greedy people want to…

5. Have their cake and eat it too (English)
4. Have the moustache and drink porridge (Tamil)
3. Have lard in the attic and a greasy cabbage stew (Romanian)
2. Have a cask full of wine and a drunk wife (Italian)
1. Eat a fish and sit on a dick (Russian)

[Susan Cooper @soozinsta]

Wierd Al’s “Even Worse”, 1988

[Phillip Oakley @Phillip_Oakley]

Kellogg’s has hired a new SVP and Global CMO.

They’re focused on Raisin Bran awareness.

[Susan Cooper @soozinsta]

@karadetwiller Back pain prevention

[Susan Cooper @soozinsta]

@returnofthegoth 30-min workout videos at 6am every weekday

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

What they call pedants (people who can’t resist correcting you’re spelling and grammer) in different countries….

5. Comma fucker (Finland)
4. Little dot shitter (Switzerland)
3. Whittler of woodchips (Norway)
2. Counter of peas (Germany)
1. Sodomizer of flies (France)

[Susan Cooper @soozinsta]

@giannaoregano Jeff Goldblum

[Susan Cooper @soozinsta]

@MarcScott I hope you feel better soon!

[Susan Cooper @soozinsta]

@Voquent Creative project manager at an ad agency.

[Susan Cooper @soozinsta]

It’s ✨circling back✨ season. Y’all get ready!