sophia

single issue voter

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(pick me monkey) I prefer wire mother

[estelle allen @__crunge]

if i woke up as taylor swift i’d tweet “there is only one gender: love” and then overdose on heroin

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

Growing up I had a dog that said a sentence to me in English seconds before (or maybe during) an aneurism, which killed him. After a decade of bad/failed coping I had a hypnotherapist remove that sentence from my memory, but I could never remove the look in his eyes as he spoke.

[sophia @sophhagan]

@jakonian yesss queen give us tony blair

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

i am the best looking person from rows 23-31 on this plane

[sophia @sophhagan]

@dykemedla

[valerie @appleeater5000]

slapping one of these stickers on the forehead of my adopted child

[ʇsodɯoɔ @compoast]

Im being stalked by a completely decentralized mosaic of individual actors

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

pretending obama is proud of me while i’m doing my chores

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[sophia @sophhagan]

@_ollie98 @gracecamille_ yes his usual “form” relies on the subject being almost unaware of how they’re coming across but these men know exactly what they’re saying and how it sounds— they play into it bc thats the grift. louis comes off soft and ineffective overall bc they’re purposefully being extreme

[sophia @sophhagan]

@richhitsforbong @katiopolis you haven’t heard of it ok

[Selen @writingenjoyer]

Do you still write autofiction about self-sustained interpersonal issues and soft drug abuse? Because at 27 it's marginal, right

[sophia @sophhagan]

@LukaBigPants he’s dysphoric when he’s not blue

[antonia fandango @natipad2]

can we talk about how this is because Cameron Winter glorified the commodification of consumer goods on Mj Lenderman's behalf of the infantilizatioin of niches and how that lead to Wednesday's gentrification in the spehere of religious psychosis ?😭

[sophia @sophhagan]

@pagan_hoetry @AdaJusic imagine if the contemporary critics and lawmakers who read lady chatterley’s lover and thought it too obscene for the the general public could read Morning Glory Milking Farm: A Monster Bait Romance

[sophia @sophhagan]

@ngc3372_ @epikhugs third volume comes out in a month!!

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Love drinking water in bed without sitting up, where the liquid sort of sits at the bottom of your oesophagus and you almost throw up or die. It’s just one of those things I can’t imagine Obama doing