sophie

what is this, half past amateur hour? // she/her

[sophie @sophiedora]

@1followernodad they need to revoke my she’s the man card for not recognizing him especially considering how often I think about that line specifically

[sophie @sophiedora]

@1followernodad wait I literally said this yesterday 😭it’s so true

[sophie @sophiedora]

@offbeatorbit my bag after visiting every LRP booth at the US Open for multiple samples

[sophie @sophiedora]

@lllliatttt also jewish minnesotan & had to reread this many times to identify the inaccuracy

[sophie @sophiedora]

as a teacher at a school that uses yondr pouches I will tell you that I want to kiss their inventor on the mouth

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

banning phones in school is just crazy😭

[sophie @sophiedora]

finally saw & obviously loved & was bravely the only person in my theater (classic 11am monday showing) to audibly laugh and cry and i’m valid!!! let @evavictor make as many movies as she wants forever!!!!!!!!

[sophie @sophiedora]

need people to stop trying to sell “sorry, baby” to me as if I have not quoted this video weekly for the past five (!) years. oh you think eva victor is an incredible writer/director/star? get in line!!!!

[sophie @sophiedora]

@1followernodad soooooo important that content be made for me specifically. this is the future zohran promised

[sophie @sophiedora]

here's my take on materialists: they said the name Sophie *so* many times. I thought it was just me but then had it confirmed by a friend whose name is not Sophie. why did they keep saying it am I in trouble. like more times than any other character's name by a mile

[sophie @sophiedora]

@emgrundy wait what

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

why didn’t Mark Platt fly out to LA to explain why Molly Gordon wasn’t at Ben Platt’s wedding and why they don’t follow each other anymore on IG

[sophie @sophiedora]

imagine chaperoning them!!!!!!

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

The scariest thing you can encounter on the New York City subway is a pack of middle schoolers en route to a field trip.

[sophie @sophiedora]

@offbeatorbit as a middle school teacher can confirm their main passions are paper airplanes & drawing the cool S with the lines

[sophie @sophiedora]

couldn’t find this anywhere but also couldn’t live in a world where it didn’t exist

[sophie @sophiedora]

@awalmartparking as a first year middle school teacher I just feel like this every single day 🙃🫡

[sophie @sophiedora]

elmer fudd:

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

i can’t believe bugs finna come back. i’m so aggravated

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Pope Francis has pneumonia in both lungs, tests indicate a "complex picture" for one of the oldest popes in the church's history
https://t.co/AbhHuYDzut

[sophie @sophiedora]

@ali_sivi see I would have said borough hall

[sophie @sophiedora]

@hunteryharris tree would fact check a leukemia sob story i’ll tell you that right now

[sophie @sophiedora]

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