Part two of my anti-Valentine's / Even Cowgirls Get the Blues series yeeeeehaw I don't think I've ever laughed as much trying to find the cheesiest captions ("cowboy love quotes" was one of my top searches)
What’s a better example of queer dating than being invited to an out-of-state @findingfletcher concert by a hot masc you’ve known for 5 days. Who coincidentally you only met bc you were home in PA for vacation even tho you generally live in Chicago. 😬
I’ve never seen a hot girl that has muscles. It’s not feminine. Girls aren’t supposed to be muscular. They shouldn’t be lifting. I don’t care if tons of hot women with muscles reply to this tweet with photos and videos of them flexing to prove me wrong. Don’t bother 👀
@aizya_mc Reminds me of the time my old (male) roommate made fun of me bc I mentioned I’d take the long way to our CVS after 9/10pm bc it was well lit & on the main st (vs cutting through an alley) 🥴 Just 0 frame of reference
instead of meal prepping on sundays, have u considered taking an impromptu and cost ineffective trip to the grocery store every single day of the week?
I have this like place I get to in a depressive episode that I like to call the McTrenches and it’s basically where I’m convinced having a McDonalds will make me feel good even if I feel properly rotten and let me tell you: