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[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

I think, ergophobic I am.

#myfirstTweet

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@myspacetom @elonmusk Vox Populi, Vox Dei
https://t.co/ZaEM2WdIWa

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Should I run Twitter ?

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

"This should be an Olympic sport."

41 Olympic sports, 50 disciplines as their pictograms - in under five minutes.

#TokyoOlympics
📺: NBC
💻: https://t.co/Ora2Knczv5
📱 NBC Sports App

[Sarah Pribis @SarahPribis]

Hey HQties! If you’re going through trivia withdrawal, quiz with me tonight, or any night this week! Two games per day, at 8 and 9pmET. Download @socialthatpays and then click on the displayFEST icon to join the stream! Up to 10k per game in prizes!
https://t.co/pgEZyx62Xl

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@hiphopcrisis @SarahPribis @socialthatpays It was a great interview. The deeper meaning, symbolism, and story behind your album cover art was really interesting. Congrats on the MTV collab.

(And the trivia word you were looking for, I think, was "asylum"—protection provided to a political refugee by another nation.)

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@anne_theriault It's clearly because you haven't signed your emails with

"No tag-backs, suckers!"

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@SarahPribis If you're new, sign up using Sarah's referral link, which gives Sarah a tiny helpful boost! (link is for both iOS & Android):
https://t.co/zwJDrkjdS2

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@SarahPribis "Increase productivity with this one weird trick!"

Windows 10: Settings > Devices > Touchpad > Scrolling direction.

"Touchpad secrets you won't believe!"

OS X+: System preferences > Trackpad > Scroll & Zoom > Scroll Direction.

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@SarahPribis It worked out so much better than I would have guessed 😂 The voiceover is great too.

"And that's a wrap!"

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@SarahPribis Who do these little cherub gangstas think they are, using people as pincushions 🏹

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@SarahPribis "unrealistic level of clean" = clothes actually hanging in the closet instead of sprawled across the floor or draped on the back of chairs

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@SarahPribis Are you "the librarian of pizza"? Because you keep checking them out.

🍕🤤

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@SarahPribis "Go, sports, go! Score those points. Be the best team!"

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@SarahPribis I think it'd be hilarious if Sophia learned how to do this 🚽😹

If you're looking for a thrill, you could always try locking yourself out of your apartment in the dead cold of winter with only slippers on...

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@nursekelsey File this tweet in @Dictionarycom under "malapropism".

😂

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@kingstonwrites Kingston's Law of Twatter Errata.

Corollary to Cunningham's Law, mayhaps.
https://t.co/D01r6TUZWp

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@SarahPribis This was fun 😄 A lot of effort for you, I'm sure, and went by fast, but quite entertaining 😂

[Marcus Vance 🗡 @MarcusCVance]

Hope for 2021:

[Sarah Pribis @SarahPribis]

I have a new show, y’all! It’s on Tsu M-F from 11:30am-1:30pmET. Today I’ll be joined by Blair Witch writer/director @danielrmyrick at 1pm 😱 — if you wanna tune in, download the app using the info here:

https://t.co/IiQsmdDweB
Tell them @sarahpribis sent you 😘

[Trevor Beattie @trevorbmbagency]

It remains Vid of the Year. https://t.co/WJHlbq0RMY

[J 🍥 @sophophobic]

@SarahPribis I'll forever know Manon as the "Which dickity dick pic should we pick" slick-shtick chick on tik

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