sophia 𝄈𐒧

[M. @blndvnt]

how it feels to procrastinate when you know a little more effort is worth it

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

They just sexualized the shape of an ocean and then tell you that the problem is yours because of how you dress

[Susa 𓇢𓆸 @prinkasusa]

the fact that women could have their nudes leaked and their whole career could potentially be destroyed but men could have a whole ass R@PE ALLEGATION but still be the president of the US... i never wanna hear y'all argue that gender inequality doesn't exist

[Migue @sinbuenostuits]

Nadie:

Un profesor de universidad con dos doctorados tratando de conectar el proyector a la laptop:

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

If Zohran Mamdani was a waiter ik he would go up to a table of 40 year old women and be like “are we celebrating a 21st birthday tonight ladies 😉” and they would eat it tf up and leave him a 30% tip

[levi • machado de assis de calcinha vermelha ⭐ @sasyk_]

acabo de curtir um tweet em russo, um em turco e um em japones

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger has signed a bill banning the issuance and renewal of pro-Confederate license plates in the state.

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Pandas are now officially no longer endangered

[Chess.com @chesscom]

this is who you're sacrificing for a positional advantage

[💤 @yozahir]

Do asian niggas got a kendrick lamar/bad bunny

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Ordered Chinese last night & for a minute I was like damn they woke af then I remembered I ordered beef lo mein

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

1 gorilla vs 100 men? Bro It's 8 billion against 3000 billionaires and we're LOSING

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

centuries of women before me have yearned to taste the freedom i get to experience nowadays by being able to say no to marriage/children and choose my own path with full agency, and i will never take that for granted. they live through me

[goma @soigomaa]

The fact that people need a dead man's files to believe a thousand living women... tells you everything about whose voices they don't.

[kota @livvyonce]

"no credible source reported this" and it's on the .gov site okay