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[Simon @Simon_Hypixel]

I'll donate $15,000 to the first streamer who kills the Gobliterator boss in hard mode, no armor, no potion, no glitch, in hardcore mode (you can use iron weapons available in Exploration Mode). It must be streamed so we can watch the VOD; don't cheat, bro.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Crumbl is releasing Minecraft cookies for a limited time, including:

- Creeper
- Enderman
- Pig, Bee and Chicken
- Grass Block

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

KFC is releasing a new Oreo chicken burger

The collab features cookie-style buns, mashed potatoes covered in crushed Oreo pieces, a fried chicken fillet and launches in China on August 28

[sorable @sorableee]

@nocharis_ @Scyle2 shoot 6 shots since his first shot is instant.

[sorable @sorableee]

@nocharis_ @Scyle2 Ah, I see. I assume they mean 7 ofuda **bursts** per second (bursts of two) for 14 per second. The number I used (10 ofudas per 4/7 seconds) is slightly higher than this to account for the first burst, which is instant. (Example: cass shoots 2 shots/s, but it only takes 2.5s to

[sorable @sorableee]

@nocharis_ @Scyle2 Good shit with the video analysis. Yeah, I wasn't sure how accurate the wiki's 0.9 number was. My theory was that the 0.9 number might be a combination of a true reload time of 0.7s + the usual delay of 0.2s, but that also doesn't match your numbers. Maybe the wiki is just wrong.

[sorable @sorableee]

@nocharis_ @Scyle2 Where does the 1.75x come from? Yeah, 17.5 would be pretty crazy.

[sorable @sorableee]

@nocharis_ @Scyle2 Basically:
- 2 ofudas instantly fired out
- 1/7s delay, then next 2 (1/7s)
- 1/7s delay, then next 2 (2/7s)
- 1/7s delay, then next 2 (3/7s)
- 1/7s delay, then next 2 (4/7s, 10 ofuda total)
- 0.9s delay (if the wiki is to be believed)
total is 4/7s + 0.9s

[sorable @sorableee]

@nocharis_ @Scyle2 That being said, this is based on the overwatch wiki's numbers: https://t.co/5JUcKRdesf.

If the listed "Reload time" isn't accurate, the actual change in healing throughput could be as high as 20%.

[sorable @sorableee]

@nocharis_ @Scyle2 The numbers explained:
130 - healing per 10 ofuda
0.9 - ofuda "reload" time
4/5 and 4/7 - ofuda is fired in bursts of two at a time with 1/5 (or now 1/7) seconds delay between them. The first burst has no delay, so only four instances of delay are used.

[sorable @sorableee]

@robert_ovw @Scyle2 Not how the math works, actually 15.5% increase in fire rate vs. 16.7% loss in tp range (or 14.3% loss if you insist on 30/35 instead of 35/30): https://t.co/02pw1nY5wk

[sorable @sorableee]

@nocharis_ @Scyle2 ok, I basically never comment on this app, but no, that's not how that works. I'm pretty sure people got the math wrong when Blizzard buffed Lifeweaver's healing too.

This change is only a 15% improvement to healing output (to match the 14-17% reduction in tp range).

[Twisted Minds 🧠 @TwisMinds]

TWISTED MINDS, YOUR OVERWATCH WORLD CHAMPIONS!

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تويستد مايندز أبطال بطولة العالم لأوفرواتش 🧠🇸🇦

#TwistTheGame #OWCSWF25

[Overwatch Esports @OW_Esports]

Champions 🏆

@TwisMinds | #OWCSWF25

[Ryan Fleury @rfleury]

A fixed-hardware, Linux-based platform provides a stable target for software, something desperately needed for non-Windows PCs. Because the hardware, distro, and so on are well-defined, so are available system components (e.g. GPU), drivers, performance targets, and many other key characteristics about a system.

As such, you get much better reliability out-of-the-box on non-Windows than historically feasible. Things like graphics, Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, sleep, audio, all have a just higher probability of actually just working.

Microsoft avoided this historically by shoveling billions of dollars and thousands of engineers onto the problem. Privileged hardware vendor deals, mass-hardware testing, and huge engineering teams allowed them to keep up with the combinatorics.

Trying to do this without the Microsoft engine underneath was always a fool’s errand, which is why on Linux, everything is chaotic, many things don’t work, nothing is cohesively designed, and failure points are everywhere.

Having an actual stable platform provides a true alternative to Windows PCs. Given how poorly Microsoft have managed their near-monopoly on the space, that’s excellent news.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And now the proscriptions of Sulla

[The Hacker News @TheHackersNews]

🛑 Important: Google is locking down Android.

Starting Sept 2026, every app — even outside the Play Store — must come from a verified developer.

No more anonymous sideloads. No quick comebacks for malware gangs.

First up: Brazil, Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand.

Full story ↓ https://t.co/VWjwmOgdwh

[PotNoodle Overwatch @PotNoodleOW]

A New Study Has Revealed That #Overwatch Players Are Incapable Of Enjoying Anything. 👶😢

We approached some Overwatch players to ask their opinion but they just mumbled something about "The Balance" and "Overwatch 1". 🎙️

[bogur 🇧🇬 @b0gur]

not against 6v6, actually quite excited

but if we get 6v6 & people are still unsatisfied, i will quite literally without exaggeration EXPLODE