kathleeeeeeen

where the fuck are my socks

[kathleeeeeeen @sorrywuttt]

I hope cankles start being trendy soon

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i don’t want it unless we’re gonna be like this

[kathleeeeeeen @sorrywuttt]

this is literally a platform for tweeting about being depressed, horny, hungover or farting. shut up.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.

[kathleeeeeeen @sorrywuttt]

when you’re 29 hangovers last 18 days and 4 harvest moons

[kathleeeeeeen @sorrywuttt]

green juice is out, procrastination and eating a bag of bite sized snickers in the corner of a dark room in the fetal position are in

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I’m very against babies with iPads. Give them A Benadryl

[kathleeeeeeen @sorrywuttt]

i am ~*stressed*~ 💅🏻

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Me: I’m gonna have a positive attitude at work today

Me by noon:

[kathleeeeeeen @sorrywuttt]

today I finally realized I was in a depression when I caught myself thinking I was the main character in a music video at a hobby lobby

[kathleeeeeeen @sorrywuttt]

bring tomfoolery back

[kathleeeeeeen @sorrywuttt]

can everyone just shut up. i want to watch turtles with the Kia commercial man.

[kathleeeeeeen @sorrywuttt]

I am a beef and broccoli slut

[kathleeeeeeen @sorrywuttt]

if I don’t become a mermaid in the afterlife then like what was this all for

[kathleeeeeeen @sorrywuttt]

She’s a strong 5, but can craft a solid fucking home *hard* in Sims 4…

[kathleeeeeeen @sorrywuttt]

can’t wait to tell my therapist about my new digs

[kathleeeeeeen @sorrywuttt]

unreal alignment

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

What is the point of it being 2pm on a Tuesday

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I want to have vampire sex