bree

the girl on @sortastupidcrew

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[bree @sortastupidbree]

another Jeff legendary skin, what gives 🙄

[Miller Ross @mmmmmmmmiller]

🆕 Devil Dinosaur: Jeff the Dinosaur

🗓️ Release Date: July 16th @ 10:00 PM EDT
🔒 Vault Date: August 13th @ 10:00 PM EDT
🛒 Price: 2200 Units
💎 Rarity: Legendary
🛍️ Includes: Costume, MVP Animation, Emote, Nameplate, Spray
💬 Inspiration: Original
#MarvelRivals

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

This test is a perfect demonstration for water safety

[Cartoon Base @TheCartoonBase]

Sorta Stupid Studios is working with Maxwell Atoms to make their ‘BILLY ENDS THE WORLD’ series.

The creator of The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy is helping the studio make their series.

[project hail chloe 🚀 @cassielanglove]

big day for project hail mary fans

[schpood @schpood]

After 9 months, 80+ people's work,
HAMILTON in MINECRAFT is OUT.
https://t.co/PvNle7BRBS

Thank you for all the kind messages, and thank you to everyone involved for taking your time, dedication and craft into developing this project alongside me and the Directors; @sabnaqqc @dogdogchews @ambivertedd.

[bree @sortastupidbree]

they massacred my boy

[Pringus McDingus @Armand_Gman]

played one game of Marvel Rivals Season 9

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

I love this goddamned show so much

[bree @sortastupidbree]

Ahhhh so excited!!!

[The AHS Zone @AHSZone]

New photos from the set of “American Horror Story” Season 13 in NYC today.

[bree @sortastupidbree]

“Rocky practice this greeting long time” 😭😭

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Kate O'Flynn has been nominated for an Emmy Award for her performance in WIDOW'S BAY.

She'll be competing in the Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series category.

Read our chat with O'Flynn about her character's final girl transformation: https://t.co/l1Ci2gBRkt

[bree @sortastupidbree]

tomorrow is palworld 1.0 AND rivals season 9, how does one choose??

[bree @sortastupidbree]

brb sobbing 😭

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bonnie Tyler has sadly passed away at the age of 75.

She was behind major songs like “Total Eclipse of the Heart” and “Holding Out for a Hero”

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

Widow's Bay now has more Emmy nominations than Martha's Vineyard, Cape Cod, and Nantucket combined.

[bree @sortastupidbree]

youch 😳😳

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Disney’s live-action ‘MOANA’ debuts with 32% on Rotten Tomatoes.

[bree @sortastupidbree]

widows bay - 10/10 no notes

what AppleTV show do we start next 👀

[bree @sortastupidbree]

marvel rivals is SO back