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i'm too dope for a rehab

[‏ً @rxeey]

i dont think ill ever be as happy as i was being a unemployed bum ass nigga playing videogames all day

[n @tldr534]

being alone for so long has turned me into the easiest person ever i will see u as a priority as soon as u show an ounce of interest and it sux

[ꫂ ၴႅၴ @bobablaster67]

have you ever sat with a group of of friends and you just know you’re the least favorite friend in the group and it wouldn’t matter if you’re there or not

[. @romanpigester]

at some point u just have to accept that theres something deeply wrong with the way u are and your personality is so painfully flawed and ugly that maybe no one could ever truly put up with u

[Haru 🇺🇸 @HaruhiismOtaku]

What being quiet gets you:

[Ashley @ashleeyhhh]

Rawdogging my 20s with no dating apps no situationships no drinking smoking sex and 0 social life

[Hootcel @Hootcel]

Using social media too much gives you a negative worldview on humanity. You should instead go out and interact with people to confirm these beliefs through first hand experiences.

[Dicardo Rarin @InherentWise]

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[cool @35yearoldfriend]

I’m so unemployable it’s almost funny. I sleep too much. I can’t handle stress. My brain capacity is smaller than an acorn. I don’t respect rules or authority. I have no interest in basically anything. My ideas are trash. I’m ugly and stupid. I hate meetings. I can’t do this.

[🍪Biskoff🍪 🌲🏳️‍🌈 🔜 MFF?? AQUATIFUR? @Bisqofff]

i crave intimacy but i feel too ugly to deserve it

[César Galicia @cesargalicia_]

aaah pero cuando una cucaracha mide 7cm ahí sí es “enorme” verdad

[DarkViperAU @DarkViperAU]

GTA 5: Michael gets cucked by Amanda, Trevor is bi & talks about fucking guys, and Franklin spends half the game crying over his ex. No one cared in 2013 but imagine it released in today’s grift-hate economy like GTA 6? Rockstar didn’t change, idiots got more sensitive & whinier.

[Statsarkitekten🇳🇴 @Goyslopper131]

Boy I sure hope being lonely in my teenage years doesn't have a negative impact on me in the future

[alex clochard @erasedangelface]

if the threat of suicide is unserious, you're craving attention. if the threat of suicide is serious, you're callous, insane. you are not allowed to talk about it. if you think about it, you're expected to do so imperceptibly. if you do it, make sure nobody sees.

[matt @ruffledsavior]

'you have so little going on that as soon as you meet someone who slightly interests you romantically you make them your whole life, trying to fill that life-sized hole'

i'm not sure i see the problem

[libz @scarydinosaur2]

cant say gay or retarded anymore cos some gay retard will tell me its mean and hurtful #fuckyou

[cfk maratoneando hannibal en sanjose 1111 @crowsos]

cuando nos estamos todos cagando de risa y llega ese amigo q se hizo amistades de grande y nunca hace reir a nadie y es feo y no la pone y no tiene laburo y no tiene talento y a nadie le cae tan bien y no pertenece a ningun lado y

[toni @luvatonic]

Sorry. It's probably because I'm less human than everyone else. I'll do better next life

[Swansta Truck 4,000,000 シ @swanstaforever]

Men used to be straight enough to play Tomb Raider and see a babe dual wielding pistols and doing backflips and go "fuck yeah"