con

28 sluggish, lazy, stupid, unconcerned

[con @souljacon]

@ygAddie I agree

[archie @TheRumelian]

NATO summit tomorrow. shaved my entire body just incase

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

England team trying to leave Mexico if they win tonight

[𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐇▐┛ @YungFascist]

Hey Hitler

Yes Benito?

SIX SEVENNNNN

[Gunnery Sergeant Kabar @GnySgtKabar]

hands down my favorite Jackass bit

[civilization enjoyer @civ_enjoy]

All Gods creations long to serve their purpose

[𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙤 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @LeftNatLeft]

Oh, and before I leave. You are the gayest people I have ever worked with.

[woop @woop54]

Danger Ehren has suffered more than jesus christ

[Henry Morgan's Ghost @henrymorganI]

According to reports, Andy Burnham's first job when he enters No 10 (south) will be to drop the "My right honourable friend" from the House of Commons and replace it with "our kid."

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

Niels Bohr arriving at Los Alamos

[professional booger flicker @CIGBOOFER69]

Was drunk last night and forgot what Valorant was called

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Dear Prof. Cox,
If I have drunk, on average, 12 pints of bitter per week since 1980, what percentage of the observable universe’s total mass has passed through my penis?

[Maya Ishii-Peters Moves To Tuckahoe @meltingmom3nt]

This is like the worst video ever made it fills me with horrible dread

[Maven Politic @MavenPolitic]

Imagine being a Downing Street staffer forced to live in central London by the civil service and turning up at 8am on every Monday morning to see the PM video call in from his gated 200y old Cheshire family home.

[Declan @ME_MURPHY13]

Walk you fat div

[Sparrow @sparrowincrisis]

I downloaded this app in January to spread love for sparrows and this is what the algorithm gave me instead

[Josh @joshpearson180]

The Colombian’s are not even hiding it anymore 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Alex Horne @AlexHorne]

I have no comment at this time.

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

BBC News Pidgin has fried my brain

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

I really hope they told the submariners about this well in advance.