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A natural skeptic. Logic, not feelings. Imperfect. American.

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@RepJackKimble @cdenton71 I’d gladly trade ya and I’ll do an honest job

“I work less than half the year and make over double what my constituents make but cry for me, I’m poor😭”

Shut uppppppp

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@PatsFan0687 @CollinRugg It was 20+ years ago he was a kid…

Were you mayor material at 19 years old? Douche.

[Samuel Fisher @samuelffisher]

🚨 Alabama 15/yo Will Roberts from Ralph is fighting stage 4 osteosarcoma —lost part of his leg, cancer spread to lungs/liver/jaw/bones & more.

He’s a warrior & Crimson Tide fan getting radiation & immunotherapy but needs better access to life-saving options.

@realDonaldTrump @RobertKennedyJr @SecKennedy @WhiteHouse — please help this brave kid & his family! Share to save his life. #SaveWillRoberts

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@elonmusk Are you smoking crack?

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@PawlowskiMario I knew the American flag would come under attack & become “offensive” at some point

Let’s stop waving it bc we’re embarrassed that other Americans also wave it…

DO YOU FUCKING HEAR YOURSELF?

COMMIE BITCH

🇺🇸

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@Suzierizzo1 My goodness, how do you not annoy yourself?

Genuinely curious.

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@chernygraf GROW TF UP

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Women cannot helps themselves

You win GOLD. You’re invited to THE WHITE HOUSE to celebrate & bask & boost the red white & blue

But instead, YOURE OFFENDED. OVER NOTHING

So you throw a fucking tantrum & ruin it for all

Get fucked. You embarrass me #USAHockey

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@JL2026X @TheBrandonMorse Hereditary

Lol. Good one😄

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@beyoncegarden Poor sweet child.

Put down your goddang phone and be a mom…

Hope this helps

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@Not4meSpor66429 @CollinRugg Yes. I’ve been bombarded with images of perfect, flawless, clear complexions my entire 40ish years… Guess I’m in style now 😃

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@HustleBitch_ Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahaha

He *thinks* he saved $10k

1) He didn’t, as buyer agents are generally paid by the seller

2) There’s zero way for him to actually know that

So, this is horseshit.

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@NICKIMINAJ You embody the American spirit!!!

Thank you, Barbz 🇺🇸

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@BoringBiz_ This is so fucking dumb.

Why in tf would/should a president ruin hundreds of millions of lives by crashing a real estate market???

Who does that truly help??? No one you fucking retard

Way to prove you’re too stupid to own a home anyway

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@LeonardiLo22192 @jelkayjoaco @nypost So, even more privileged then 👍

Good call pointing that out!

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@DeathMetalV It was a point, not an opinion.

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@BigRyan @WhiteHouse Separation of church & state😎🇺🇸

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Someone should just start betting against me one every aspect in life. You’d make a shit ton of money

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@DeminotaurMTG @mis4tune_teller @holly__heart @NotAvgLiberal It’s called supply and demand, dipshit.

Literally, what is your issue with Nurses paying $15k for school vs $80k?

Shut up.

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@AmiriKing Beggars can’t be choosers