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@andrewhunterm You make a fusilli mistakes and end up in jail…

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@UtilitaFootball @BrentfordFC @Cameron_Ross_

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@UtilitaFootball @BrentfordFC @DonaldoMurphy get the old band back together?

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@BrentfordFCW Hard to keep a clean sheet against this team

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@JustinWelby Q. What’s the difference between your hat and a copy of your hat? A. One is Welby’s mitre and the other might as well be.

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You haven’t seen disgusting until you’ve seen the nose bit of my glasses.

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@BrentfordFC @GetCoinJar As a fan, I’d much rather Brentford stayed well away from the flim-flammery of cryptocurrencies and retained focus on objectively good things like a positive community ethos, thanks.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

The US far behind Europe still, and it’s no coincidence that the UK, where so much Russian money lives, has done so little. Corruption is the only word for it. If they expose it, they will be implicated themselves. https://t.co/L7wyFbi4eR

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🇺🇦"If there's any people who deserve a break, it's the Ukrainians" @dcsandbrook

Their history is complicated, bloody, and sad.

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@quantick Paw Patroll Over Beethoven

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@Cocksworth Yep, the Ashes tour has been pretty bad so far

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@Bob_Helpful @barneyronay Geordie unsure

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@maxrushden @guardian_sport @jonawils @NatashaSHenry @JohnBrewin_ De Boer = Tom Cruise. Van Nistelrooy = Ben Affleck. Have the Czechs denied an A-list Hollywood biopic by eliminating the Dutch?

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@HannahAlOthman Appealing to swing voters

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@sallysomewhere @StroudStories Sam?

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@AlexHorne the SEN school I work at has just finished an epic week-long Taskmaster as a fun way for pupils to reintegrate after lockdown. Thanks for the inspiration!

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It’s Dry January that I feel sorry for.

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@bglendenning @melissajrudd @PhilippeAuclair @AnnemarieBatson Should the Champions League introduce a possessive apostrophe to its name?