Yeaziba ✊🏾

^^^Beat-maker extraordinaire
^^^Music Producer
^^^Playful Young Man
In a healthy entanglement with Fl Studio

[Wolfie 🐺 @TheIgboWolf]

Regina hall is just so damn funny 😂

[Julien ODOUL @JulienOdoul]

Ce tweet a très très mal vieilli.

Sans rancune @Mahrez22 😜

#ALGNIG

[Bizzleosikoya.eth @bizzleosikoya]

No lies told @eLDeeTheDon

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

May his unfortunate soul continue to rest in pieces.

I hope the devil makes him to wash all the toilets in hell, every night.

I hope he's doing houseboy inside Hitler's cell.

Buhari, of cursed memories, was a miserable plague - an entire epidemic of unmatchable callousness.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Coming from behind for a memorable win at Villa Park six years ago ⏪🗓️

[Argo Memes @ArgyleMemes]

@TansuYegen Can we talk about how she drew that 8?

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Great idea…

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

😭😭😭😭

[Sahara Reporters @SaharaReporters]

WATCH: Investigation Reveals US Government Is Financing Boko Haram, Al-Qaeda, ISIS, Other Terrorist Groups With $697Million Annually Through USAID

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Last word on this matter:

If the day comes when I am captured by Tinubu’s government and taken to Abuja, I will accept that my life is over at that point and I will not be listening to whatever fake "deal" they may offer. I believe that you should only step into this arena if you understand the consequences and potential repercussions of fighting monsters.

You saw how Dele Farotimi faced the kangaroo court with his full chest and stated that he did not authorise anybody to beg anybody on his behalf? That's how a man deals with the consequences of his own actions. You don't start begging and squealing and denying and snitching. You own it and face what it brings.

Unlike some weak people, if I am arraigned in court, my defence will not be that "@DavidHundeyin is not the same person as David Inyene Hundeyin." I will own absolutely everything that I have said done in good conscience. I said and did those things as a full grown man of sound mind and body, so I will accept the consequences of those things, also as a man.

Instead of desperately trying to cut deals and barter away anyone who might offer me some leverage with my captors so that they may grant me 15 more minutes of miserable life to keep begging and bartering, I will stand and face my firing squad like many better and greater men before me have done.

My individual life is not special.

[Devil's Advocate @Kano_J_A]

@SheunAdeola Adults projecting their needs

[Big Wolf 🐺 @SheunAdeola]

Lol at 16 what else did I want if not a game console or an iPod Nano? The comment section dey kill me 😂

[Yeaziba ✊🏾 @soundsofyeaziba]

@only1veraaa @victoryomini11 @asher_kine Na why you dey Twitter dey do investment advisor

[Yeaziba ✊🏾 @soundsofyeaziba]

@only1veraaa @asher_kine LMAO... "something meaningful" for a 16 year old like real estate, equity and Tesla shares abi? 😅🤣😅

Everybody sha wan deep tipa tipa.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Diogo Jota bagged a hat-trick as the Reds scored 5️�� in Bergamo #OnThisDay in 2020 😮‍💨

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The North did not stop anybody from protesting against Buhari's clear and obvious misrule. In fact, as I recall, the loudest and most insufferable defenders of all things Buhari were the loudmouths from Lagos who thought that their purpose in life was to get their Ikoyi golden calf into Aso Rock, whereupon they would get their turn with the prom queen at the apparent expense of the southeast (which per the rotational principle, was supposed to produce the president in 2023).

The fact that the North has decided against returning the favour by dying of Tinubu's (even worse) misrule simply means that the political consciousness of the North is superior to that of the idiots in Lagos and the southwest. It means that they are smart enough to only tolerate misrule 50% of the time, while the idiots in the southwest will accept it 100% of the time. It means that the Northern political establishment will accept misrule where they directly benefit from it, and will oppose it where they don't, while the generational blockheads in Lagos will vote for and cheerfully endure all kinds of misrule on credit.

To protect Buhari because of their golden calf's 2023 plan, these idiots even enabled a massacre of civilian protesters in Lagos and went around saying, "Where are the bodies?" At least we know for a fact that no northerner alive or dead would have watched a southern president shoot 100 unarmed, peaceful northern civilian protesters dead in the middle of Kano, and said nothing about it because of an election. That means the North has a basic sense of pride and honour. They have a code. It's not their fault that we don't.

I am fully in support of their regime change agenda, and if it results in a northern military head of state, I will offer my full support to him as long as his agenda involves aligning Nigeria with the AES bloc and integrating Nigeria's economic and defense strategies with China and Russia.

In case you're asking, "Has David given up on democracy?" The answer is, whatever poor attempt at democracy that existed in Nigeria died on May 29, 2023. Since then, Nigeria has been ruled by a hostile, foreign-puppeted, unelected occupying regime made up of former inhabitants of American prison cells.

I'm fully ready to take an actual full-chest military dictatorship over...whatever the fuck this is.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

@the_Lawrenz God won’t punish anybody. We have to ensure their punishment ourselves.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

I'm going to say something, and I hope it will be understood as coming from a place of love and concern.

A few weeks ago, I hosted a space with a prominent African entrepreneur. The space was curated in such a way as to give equal representation to different African nationalities so that it wouldn't skew toward Nigeria because of me.

The unfortunate result of this was that it was painfully easy to draw connections between the speakers' countries of origin and the quality of their submissions. All the Kenyans who spoke had useful, important, well-communicated submissions. Ditto the Zimbabweans, the South Africans and the Anglophone West Africans (Gambians, Ghanaians, a Liberian, and a Sierra Leonean).

And then there were the Nigerians.

I remember giving the mic to 8 Nigerians, and first of all, 7 of them went overtime. These 7 seemed very keen to speak and had a lot to say, but within 2 minutes of listening to them, you had this disappointing realisation - this man (they were all men) has no point. Rambling, disjointed, unfocused, random point-hopping, lacking in joined-up thinking, missing any sort of conclusion and ultimately only stopped by the "can you please round up in 15 seconds?"

I was so embarrassed, and I wondered whether the entrepreneur who co-hosted the space noticed what I had noticed. The answer is yes. She did. In fact, she specifically mentioned to me afterwards that everyone who came up and reduced the intellectual level of the space was Nigerian. "What's happening with education in your country?" was her exact question. I didn't have an answer.

That's just 1 anecdote. I have several. I have met many, many other people who have similar stories. In fact it is often the case now that before accessing certain rooms on the continent, recommendations from other Africans need to go ahead of me, because the fact of being Nigerian in and of itself makes people take me less serious if they don't know who I am.

Nigerians have always had a reputation in Africa for being loud and overbearing, but it used to be the case that we were seen as loud and domineering, but also eminently capable and useful - which made us just about tolerable. Now, it is increasingly the case that we are perceived around the continent as loud and stupid - the Special Needs children who have nothing upstairs, but believe they must express that nothing as frequently, and in as many grandiloquent words as possible.

I cannot fix Nigerian education. I have no power to do so. Even if I did, it would take at least a generation for the effects to become visible. That's why in the meantime, all I can beg my countrymen (because again, it is men) to do if they are reading this, is to start making a conscious effort to talk less. Reduce your volume. Speak less. Listen more. Read more. Read for the sake of keeping the knowledge in your head, not for the sake of "performing" intelligence by spitting it out at people.

The world will tolerate a loud but competent man. It will have sympathy for a quiet, incompetent man. But a loud, incompetent man?

God abeg

[Danybazz @thisisdanybazz]

I’m so happy man.
The music journey is paying off

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

fun fact about Ayo Edebiri - before she had her massive acting breakthrough she was a writer on Big Mouth, Dickinson, and What We Do in the Shadows