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Just navigating the simulation

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I’m on my non performative male shit. On the train listening to Radiohead, sipping a brown bagged tallboy, and reading Murakami

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Went to go observe the balding pudgy White dude convention: Jeff Rosenstock Brooklyn residency

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Summer in New York >>>

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If you listen to Noah Kahan your credit score should automatically drop to 450

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Dude on the G train sitting right next to me eating birria tacos. Someone needs to tell bruh thats not a train food. Birria is not meant to be consumed in motion.

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Brooklyn women be like “my partner” and it’s a cis straight white dude named David that plays trombone

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You could stream all six seasons of The Sopranos with the cellular service in the underwater tunnel between the Bedford and 1st Ave L stops

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Yeah…uh…can I get the beef strokinoff with the pee salad on the side. Medium on the stroke please. Uh, no drink, just cum for me.

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Drake the type of dude to post a “Happy national gf day to my best friend 💞” on his story

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@imcatpeach 💀

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Telling my kids this was Phoebe Bridgers and Julien Baker

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*me walking up to the asexual bartender in the post-ironic Ridgewood dive bar*

“Barkeep, one serving of your finest elixir please”

[Zahra Khan (she/her) ♿️🦻🏼 زہرا خان @hellozeik]

So btw while we’re talking abt grocery shopping…

grocery stores are absolute sensory hell.

[⛶ @milkshapes]

imagine being here with the love of your life

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I don’t think it’s physically possible to not eat an entire Ben and Jerry’s pint in one sitting

[Ajay @akumar_Ftw]

I’ve faced more peer pressure in my life to start animes than do drugs

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Johnny Juzang vs Michigan (2021 colorized)