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#LodestarRP soup account, providing soup for every character in the @FlapJackJackson cinematic universe

kit gunderson🐰🕶️| mariana cross ☠ 🔪| john saw 🧩 | ?

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Yeah.

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@soupdrewmeda if the gruppe 6 driver is driving like a normal person, it’s probably me

if they’re driving extremely insane, it’s probably robert 😭

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i made mariana to take over for kit’s crim career but other than chopping cars and the one night of seraph/FSG shootouts i genuinely just wake her up to do gruppe 6 runs bc she’s broke as hell LMAO

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@soupdrewmeda the amount of times she has nearly HIT HOWIE ON HIS MOPED WITH THE GRUPPE 6 VAN

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@fatalencounter_ i know i’m just overly cautious skdjfksbdnd

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Canon.

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@SoupofWives USE YOUR WORDS

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i made kit 23 years old bc i wanted her to be a young and dumb and naive actress coming to the city but she’s not only lowkey turned into Me But Worse, she’s also become a way for me to try to reclaim and re-experience my early 20s again

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@SoupofWives WHAT

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@SoupofWives what

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@SoupofWives i’m jealous of her actually

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also EXTREMELY funny how she’s the manager of ale mary bc when i was in college not one but TWO of my retail jobs promoted me to manager at 20-21 when i had no business being in charge. Kit Really Is Just Like Me Fr

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arguably, kit’s doing way better than i am bc she actually has a job 😭

like yeah she’s in a toxic relationship and she’s had multiple near death experiences but like. it be like that sometimes

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@SoupofWives i gotta keep that in mind

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i also want people to know i started eating an oatmeal creme pie while sam and kit were trucking and when i told him this after he was like "what are you eating" he went quiet for a little bit and said "what about a samuel cream pie"

AND THEN HE GOT MAD AT ME FOR SAYING YES ????

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@SoupofWives MY BAD

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what a day for hashtag sit

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@mbytesized there’s a couch in our apartment— [explodes]

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