hot girl bummer

wands up △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ southern, crass, cat mom, 25. triflers need not apply. est: 9/2/15

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

my DMs are always open. need a friend? someone fuck your over? want advice? just wanna talk? i gotchu. 24/7.

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

eat 300 kernels of unpopped popcorn right before you die so the creamator can have a snack while he works.

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

@lilveggiebean being a social worker is amazing. plus, addictions counseling is something you can do as a social worker without putting yourself in too small of a box. lots of other options if you get burnt out!

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

@FredWilliams77 thank you!

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

another year older 🙃

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

fuck your astrology sign what type of antidepressants are you on

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

i just remembered one of my college profs used to call a guy named Malachi “Muh-LOCK-ee” every time she called on him and i can’t stop chuckling.

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

getting my nose pierced was my truest form of self expression. i can’t imagine my face without it.

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

beginning of the decade vs end of the decade ✨

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

@jerseyblonde47 it’s seriously the only thing that like actually saves my lips overnight and makes them soft and moisturized the next day. and i always have super chapped lips

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

tell me why this is a comic @KarenKilgariff and @GHardstark would come up with

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

i’m so in love with my man it’s insane.

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

i’m french press

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

...and the bad part is?

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

@thatjordy tyvm

[hot girl bummer @southernb_tch]

i need to clean, but i really just want to paint my nails. shame me into being productive.