southernlowd

LOWD via Memphis and Texas. Southern broads drink Tully’s.

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@tribebrowns @eatmorefrogs @Charles_James1 Too much yankee in him now. He’ll be asking for ranch on bbq next. Time to go back home!!

[southernlowd @southernlowd]

Husband: how do you spell assassination?
Me: ass, ass, ination. You’re an ass, he’s an ass and you annihilate each other: assassination.

[southernlowd @southernlowd]

We’ve officially entered the ‘I hate you @Dwad24’ part of the vacation.
-@Charles_James1

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Me: Maybe we could move to Bellbrook.
Husband: F*ck Bellbrook.

@Dwad24 help me out here. I feel like he’s just a bit biased.

[southernlowd @southernlowd]

I’ll get the marker. Go Flyers!

[Charles James @Charles_James1]

Since @southernlowd wasn’t LOWD yet (but ironically, living in Memphis), I’m going to be explaining this to her tonight so that she’s prepared in the event of another miracle….

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@JBPDayton @Charles_James1 @tribebrowns @KTuleta

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Me: Pickleback’s for St. Patty’s Day. Tully’s and the Pickle Juice is green.

Husband: They have green pickle juice?

Me: 🤨 What other color is pickle juice?

Husband: It’s more of a clear shade

Me: Jesus Christ you’re an idiot.

Need a ruling….

@tribebrowns @KTuleta

[southernlowd @southernlowd]

@Charles_James1 @tribebrowns @KTuleta ‘Are you back in Oakwood, Chuck’ *palm tree in the background.* @JBedellWHIO

[southernlowd @southernlowd]

@tribebrowns @Charles_James1 @KTuleta Green is green. Sometimes it’s organic. Sometimes it’s hygienic. Sometimes it’s neither.

[southernlowd @southernlowd]

Reason my husband doesn’t let me post #10472.

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Okay internet, help me settle this debate. How do you pronounce this? If you say anything other than ‘CROWN’ you’re wrong.

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Me watching from the US like….

[Billboard Chris 🌎 @BillboardChris]

Canadian teacher loses it on Muslim kids who didn’t go to school because of Pride events.

[Charles James @Charles_James1]

My wife chews and eats cough drops because “the medicine in the middle” is what makes her throat feel better.

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@5ForFlying @Charles_James1

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Named the robovac BJ because it’s great at sucking. Notifications like this will never get old.

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Him: Do you know this one?
Me: I’ve heard that song but not the people talking…
Him: We have do much work to do. We’re watching wrestling all night now.
Me: Oh…..

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That one night my husband got off without me…

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@tribebrowns Come get your boy @Charles_James1! I did not have espresso martini SHOTS on my bingo card for tonight.

[southernlowd @southernlowd]

‘Blers is somehow dumber than ‘Yers.

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Best of luck to you, good sir!