Mel Mar

I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl. If I did I would call her...
...oh wait, that's Skee Lo's bio.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my brain at 3am:

[gabriella♡ @ghizeee]

I refuse to be controlled by a calendar so happy birthday to me today

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

Have you considered rizzing them up with a letter? 🤔

[Jackson Isaacson @jacksonisaacson]

Want to spend an evening drinking martinis here so badly.

[h @ipodmacbook]

yeah im excited for dune 2.. dune 2 others as i would have them dune 2 me

[Kyla Scanlon @kylascan]

on today's consumerism day.. remember who we do it for

[Max Steele @maxasteele]

You're emailing me? It's the Friday before the week of Thanksgiving in the month before the winter holidays, and you're emailing me??

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i dont know who needs to hear this, but your identity is not your job. your identity is a sick ass jacket everyone recognizes you by

[Mel Mar @southsidesass]

@TessaBrott Love it! 🤑

[Kyla Scanlon @kylascan]

Taylor Swift is the Federal Reserve and only she can stop inflation

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

Weather app: Rain expected for the next 6.5 hours.

Me:

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

me, early twenties: I have to achieve so much, I have to accomplish things

me at 29: I would just like to have fun and try my best

[erika @yeeeerika]

we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)

[Frances *Deadly SoverAuntie* Danger @FrancesMFDanger]

#TeamORCA

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

.@serwer followed up re that photo of Jay Powell at the Dead & Co show last week and 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 https://t.co/cEVM5s7tHG

[meg succession text posts @successtextpost]

S3 of The White Lotus. Kendall Roy arrives looking exhausted, withdrawn, sunglasses on. “I went through some, uh, tough shit. Awhile back. I need to…not be in New York, for awhile. Need to chill out somewhere else.”

[cut to the next day when he finds this season’s corpse]

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

Fed Chair Jay Powell at the dead and co show in Virginia last night.

[Julie Marchiano @juliemarchiano]

Things are not “Gucci” my man, things are Mossimo for Target at best