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[phos @sovehen]

@CatDrawingGuy You are officially big time

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

This is quite possibly the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen. I hope they get married and sweetly retell this story at every gathering they have while looking into each other’s eyes and finishing each other’s sentences. I love football

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

It's that time of year when the little penguins begin building their nests. Marcus is busy and focused on choosing just the right materials to impress the females. The leaf thief is Jalapeno, not surprising since he's a spicy penguin.

[phos @sovehen]

I have to wake up in 4 hours

[nvpkp @nvpkp]

life hack work in a restaurant bw the ages of 18 and 24

not a joke

[phos @sovehen]

@colin_gormican All time favorite

[.🔪 @shhhrrek]

the girls and i taking a deep dive into his psychology to discuss why he is the way he is

[phos @sovehen]

Also I don’t even hear a complaint from her, I overhear the SHIT they say from everyone else around me. If anyone has any good ideas on positive, kill-em-with-kindness acts that will fuck with people every day, TELL ME. They 100% deserve RUINED days, but I won’t stoop to evil lol

[phos @sovehen]

I wish that I could FUCK UP those that talk to my mom in such a shitty way. She is their BOSS and they yell and scream at her. So FUCKING sick of everyone’s shit, whom I also work with, I will ruin their days in the most positive way I can think of. FUCK you losers.

[phos @sovehen]

She gets shit on so hard from administration and JUST as hard from the floors. I wish they could have her job for ONE shift. How can you treat someone so horribly??? She is always the bad guy, but is still running the whole hospital with no resources and no support.

[phos @sovehen]

FUCK why the hell do I love Bo Burnham so much

[phos @sovehen]

Ha ha ha ha did anyone poison me? 7 days of hives that are EVERYWHERE isn’t really something I expected to get out of nowhere

[phos @sovehen]

@allysamoss @BrittResulta I was once like you allysa, but now, it is a lifestyle with benefits that you’d never dream of ✨🫧🍥💎🔮🪞🪄💖🌀✅👁‍🗨♾️🔊💬🏁🏴‍☠️

[Allysa🌺 @allysamoss]

Fuck the Supreme Court

[phos @sovehen]

Why is everyone so mean and negative!!!! Just stop and think about what you are saying! i feel like I have to stand up for people I don’t even like, just because of how mean they are talking about them. I don’t like being that bitch, but Wtf.

[phos @sovehen]

Just crying. Thats all.

[phos @sovehen]

@colin_gormican Of course. Kate Mckinnon, John Mulaney, Cecily Strong

[phos @sovehen]

Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, Maya Rudolf, Tina Fay, Amy Poehler, gonna keep adding but jesus christ risen from the dead, they are funny