🇺🇸 Grumpy Priest

barely Protestant | 1st gen follower of The Way | tree-hugging Biblicist | Proverbs 25:2 | fool for no one but the Christ

[🇺🇸 Grumpy Priest @sovereignMac]

Surely I am more stupid than any man.
— Proverbs 30:2

[CREATIONIST_FRONT @CreationistF]

The restoration of the Tree of Life is the ascent from the kingdom of necessity to the kingdom of freedom

[stag @stag________]

Two men logged into X, a grifter and an anon

The grifter posted: “Thank God I'm not an anon, or worse, a Peatard. All my takes are nuanced and my gumroad is affiliate linked”

But the anon posted: “Have mercy on me, a Peatard”

This man, not the other, was justified before God

[Bible Illustrated ☦️ @banterwithb]

Proverbs 3:34
Toward the scorners he is scornful,
but to the humble he gives favor.

Patreon image patron: Chad Gentry

[The Anti-Genocide Project @justinpodur]

Living Netanyahu was all, "Amalek! Kill Them All!" and dead Netanyahu is like, "I have all my fingers. I drink coffee! I'm alive!"

[🇺🇸 Grumpy Priest @sovereignMac]

Timely reminder: Israel according to the flesh ended in the year 70. The current nation of Israel is, at best, a cosplayer who has taken things a little too seriously. May Jesus save the souls of the Jews and the Iranians all.

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Feels like a fever dream that they launched the war on Purim for no reason except the Hebrew symbolism but then they’ll call you crazy if you suggest this is about Israel

[Dan Shafer @DanRShafer]

An economy in trouble and a nation at war. Must be a Republican in the White House.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My kids have measles, there are no jobs, and the country is at war. But at least now I can buy raw milk with my HSA card.

[Dr. Sabreena Ghaffar-Siddiqui @sabreenaGS]

The president of the United States punched a 13 year old child in the face because she bit his penis while she was being forced to perform oral sex on him.

Donald Trump said to her:

“Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be."

After the little girl bit him with her teeth, “he struck her” and said:

“Get this little bitch the hell out of here.”

The man in charge of the largest nuclear arsenals in the world is a violent child rapist.

DONALD TRUMP IS A VIOLENT CHILD RAPIST.

[🇺🇸 Grumpy Priest @sovereignMac]

If you go far enough left, you'll end up on the right. Lib Christians are just perenniallists with a smirk.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

TALARICO: "I believe Christianity points to the truth. I also think other religions of love point to the same truth... Jesus Christ reveals that reality to us, but I also think other traditions reveal that reality in their own ways. I've learned more about my tradition by learning more about Buddhism and Hinduism and Islam and Judaism. And so I see these beautiful faith traditions as circling the same truth about the universe, about the cosmos, and that truth is inherently a mystery."

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

By admitting that they are trying to trigger Armageddon, Trump, Netanyahu, Rubio & Hegseth are essentially telling us that they have no intention of stopping until everything is burned down & Israel's Messianic NWO is established.

Christians should research the Noahide laws.

[Alexander Aviña @Alexander_Avina]

“The hour of the barbarian is at hand. The modern barbarian. The American hour. Violence, excess, waste, mercantilism, bluff, conformism, stupidity, vulgarity, disorder.”—Aimé Césaire, 1950

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

Love that "separation of church and state" means you'll get sued to oblivion for putting up a cross in a public space but we can have doomsday cultists influencing military operations.

[Massimo Faggioli @MassimoFaggioli]

One of the consequences of this war is that some people around the world will truly believe that the Jesus Christ of ALL Christians is the one of Trump, Hegseth, Vance, Mike Johnson, and the circus of preachers around the White House.

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

“Iran is run by religious lunatics, unlike us, very normal and sane people who believe that a bloody war in that region will usher in the return of Jesus Christ.”

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

(Me in a foxhole during WWIII, bullets wizzing past, bombs dropping, I’m covered in soot)

some kid: how did we end up here

me: *spitting out a grenade clip* liberals were like pretty annoying on Twitter in 2015

[Dr. Michael J. Svigel @Svigel]

Theology 101: It pains me to say that a fair share of famous evangelical preachers and scholars are so full of themselves they walk around conferences with an entourage and ignore the peons. It tickles me that nobody outside our tiny bubble cares a bit about them.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

A reminder that it took $2.5T and 20 years to replace to Taliban with the Taliban.

[Chris Brunet @chrisbrunet]

checking in on the front page of The Free Press

someone named "Haviv Rettig Gur" wants you to know that this ancient tribal bloodfeud isn't his war, it's yours