chi_soxConnor

[chi_soxConnor @soxconnor]

@BNightengale That is

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

the top 1% of vaginas have 99% of the microbes

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Crashing out in the gc and no one responds

[MikeyBets @RealMikeyBets]

How life moving ever since the Bulls got 2 first round picks (4 minutes ago)

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

My boss having a nightmare about me using my PTO 😅

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

“You’re absolutely right. I meant left”

[Brock 💣 @Golfingbrock]

Q1 didn’t end the way we wanted… but let’s talk about the pipeline for Q2.

[Chi Urbanist @chi_urbanist]

Chicago bitches be like “beach dayyyyyyy”

[Max Hofmeyer @hoffy8121]

Could you imagine the content if Darryn Peterson played for this man instead of Bill Self

[chi_soxConnor @soxconnor]

@YourFriendKyle_ Mark mulder

[chi_soxConnor @soxconnor]

@Drewpizmo @chicagobulls @windycitybulls Also I don’t watch games on tv bc in Chicago you have to pay $ on top of regular cable to watch the ass bulls play @jerryreinsdoof

[chi_soxConnor @soxconnor]

@Drewpizmo @chicagobulls @windycitybulls He’s hurt I think this is rehab??

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

MAX KEPLER, JUICED UP OUT OF HIS MIND: “let’s hit some fucking ground balls to the shortstop.”

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Charles Barkley had no mercy for Draymond 💀

“We're going to have you back here once the playoffs start.”

(h/t @Fullcourtpass)

[Megan @MeganMakinMoney]

The 6/7 kids might be the most united generation we will ever see

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”