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Eastern conference player hater of the year 2007-2019.

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@LukeW And those who can’t, speculate.

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It’s okay to wake up craving blueberry pie. It just means you are old.

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Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Next question?

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Please please don’t let that sequel be bad.

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A loose Cheerio.

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"Never go full Kanye."

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“He has the jawline of an union electrician from Boston.”

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“twitching away, like a meerkat on guard.”

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Sir, are you eating that scone with an egg on top?

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Ballerinas with glasses.

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Y’all oven roast or deep fry your capybara?

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Just curious…. Have you ever seen homes with signs of candidates they’re supporting outside this country? I still think that is the weirdest form of advertising oneself.

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My all time favorite. https://t.co/Q3ksAUhdyE

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What is it about the mini croissants that always manage to find a new way to disappoint?

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"Those bugs of yours? They are not bugs. They ARE you."

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I've had a better cannoli that's filled with mayonnaise.

[Escape Collective @EscapeCycling]

A sad, sad day for cycling fans. GCN+ and the GCN app are being shut down.

https://t.co/Q9c0DXX0Ly

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First of all, no-bake potato donuts shouldn’t be a thing.

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“My father always said laughter is the best medicine which is why I was so confused when I tried cocaine for the first time in the ‘80s.”

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Dungarees are fun to say.