edamame mami

life is a test and i get bad marks

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

me

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

this is my brain when i can’t fall asleep and i make myself go into random mode

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

this client wrote the worst email about me to my manager and i’ve never felt so attacked in my life 😭 like i’m trying so hard & i’m just a girl!!!!

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

anxiety on 110% today

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

we are sooooo cunt omg

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

i just worked a shift where the whole time i thought maybe i died and went to hell

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

let’s open another bar on college but we’ll call it sleepy dees and you just go to have a nap

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

i had a dream that i chased down the hat man and he had a little hat family 😢

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

i ♥️ being in a normal relationship

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

got a second job gonna kms 😔

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

@babyhotwing LMFAOOOOO GIRL- 😭😭😭

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

laundry and cooking and cleaning and taxes and working and going to the grocery store bro i did not ask for this life i wish i was a prehistoric centipede

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

why did i just watch a jessica alba movie and tell myself i could look like her

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

normalize being delusional in bed on a saturday night

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

my whole fyp is pedro pascal fan edits 😭

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

@babyyyvamppp thank youuuu! i haven’t tried these i’ll give them a chance hehe

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So like…… how r u guys affording….. stuff and things

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

i just made veggie pulled “pork” oyster mushroom tacos made the recipe up myself btw and omg i am never eating another bullshit jackfruit taco again stop lying to yourself guys jackfruit is dog water

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

if u woulda told me 5 years ago that i’d stop wearing makeup everyday i wouldn’t believe u i thought i was so ugly without it now i feel ugly when i wear it

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

i also served alessia cara tonight they were both so sweet. also why is my work low key popping off like this. where’s our michelin star

[edamame mami @soybasedbitch]

i was serving rupi kaur tn and she asked me for a tea so i asked her if she wanted milk and honey and the joke didn’t land