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[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

me: i just want to be happy
my depression: i JUst wAnT To Be HappY

[el @soybeaen]

I would rather kill myself than hear you chew

[MC @mcremcrem]

my tweet: *gets 5 favs*
me:

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Make friends first. Makes sales second. Make love third. In no particular order.

[el @soybeaen]

It's called D-E-P-T-H, get it?? https://t.co/8Fa2siTf53

[Odyssey Rejects @OdysseyRejects]

The Time I Checked Myself into Rehab After Eating 24 Boxes of Girl Scout Cookies in One Day

[el @soybeaen]

You're an asshole and I don't like you! Sad!

[Rap Religion @RapReligion___]

@uncarefuIIy Smh

[sappho @vintagevogues]

@ Jeanne Damas, please send me a gift card so I can afford your collection and fulfill my chic, carefree French looks

[The Onion @TheOnion]

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[el @soybeaen]

my body's electric