melodeez nutz

i exist for the bit

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

Thinking about selling indulgences. You wanna watch harry potter? $150 to my paypal. Chick fil a? $25. Want to say a slur? Prices vary depending on how much i like you but i may offer free samples to get you hooked

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

@dorapekec oh my god he was an anarchist the whole time

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

@bloodsuckervmp ive always wondered what happens if the avatar gets like. whooping cough as a baby. would you have a baby with glowing eyes hacking up a lung? and would those coughs manifest as fire bending and burn your house down, or as airbending, sending the baby flying across the room

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

wait i got one more in me

[New York Post @nypost]

Stunned upstate NY mom gives birth to massive, record-breaking baby: 'We didn't expect this' https://t.co/XMD1rxbEbK

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

TAKE THIS DIAPER OFF AND SAY THAT AGAIN

[taoki @justalexoki]

imagine being mogged like this on literally your first day in life

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

@ettingermentum no no i like where his heads at here

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

also on our list; ai bubble pops causing massive recession, republicans lose the house before the midterms, trump dies and they try to replace him with ai video for a few weeks, and blexas (if jasmine crockett doesnt take the nomination)

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

my roommate and i played predictions on nye this year. one of my predictions was invade venezuela, one of his was mainstream nazbols. weve been cursed with prophecy

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), who has appeared on Bannon's "War Room" podcast, said: "The Bannon campaign will merge the foreign policy of Rand Paul with the tax policy of Elizabeth Warren."

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

why does she look like kamala

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has officially announced she is running for the California State Senate.

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

@bryan_johnson this guys team is standing around him screaming NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE to bring on an ego death so strong he gives them all his money before he comes back down

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

funniest thing vance has ever done. closest hes ever gotten to a trumpism

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: JD Vance says he's raising his children Christian, and he hopes his agnostic wife, Usha, comes around to the Christian faith.

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

my coworker was just teaching me some chinese and said i write as well as a second grader

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

even when they put out fake polls they cant put up assad number

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🚨NEW POLL🚨

57.11% of Americans APPROVE of President Trump!

MAGA!

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

pulling out my calipers and doing some light phrenology on myself to see if i can shave my head

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

taylor swift calling herself ts

[𝔰𝔞𝔪❤️‍🔥 @LifetimesSam]

OH MY GOD.

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

oh god my goat is on his bakshi arc

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

@TroyHasEbola okay but cloud city, with just the jumpsuit and a gun, always did something for me

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

3 seasons a year and it makes 17 heptillion dollars. market it as "finding true love without ever seeing your partner's face" or some shit. break the rules or give up and you go home. everyone wins a prize for making it to the end so nobody wants to leave even after being a dick

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

i had this idea for the best reality show ever a few years ago;
-everyone must be pan or bi for it to work
-takes place in a snowed in lodge. like love island but ✨cozy✨
-everyone has to wear a masquerade mask and the same boring sweater. no names, only the mask name

[melodeez nutz @soyboymoder]

its most important to note that every season you for it to really work you need at least 2 people who end up just becoming best friends who are disengaged with the drama, the fighting, and just wanna hang out and make jokes at everyones expense. peanut gallery type shit