Juanito Shawarma

Nos Vale Madre

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

you know Jimmy Carter only served one term he could run again

[Juanito Shawarma @soyfantomas]

La cuarta va.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Cities with the most homicides per 100,000 inhabitants in 2022:

1. 🇲🇽 Colima: 181.9
2. 🇲🇽 Zamora: 177.7
3. 🇲🇽 Ciudad Obregón: 138.2
4. 🇲🇽 Zacatecas: 134.6
5. 🇲🇽 Tijuana: 105.1
6. 🇲🇽 Celaya: 99.6
7. 🇲🇽 Uruapan: 78.3
8. 🇺🇸 New Orleans: 70.6
9. 🇲🇽 Juárez: 67.7
10. 🇲🇽 Acapulco: 65.6
11. 🇧🇷 Mossoró: 63.21
12. 🇿🇦 Cape Town: 63.00
13. 🇲🇽 Irapuato: 61.60
14. 🇲🇽 Cuernavaca: 60.20
15. 🇿🇦 Durban: 59.37
16. 🇯🇲 Kingston: 58.46
17. 🇺🇸 Baltimore: 57.76
18. 🇿🇦 Nelson Mandela Bay: 56.99
19. 🇧🇷 Salvador: 55.68
20. 🇭🇹 Port-au-Prince: 54.75
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23. 🇺🇸 Detroit: 48.86
25. 🇺🇸 Memphis: 47.75
27. 🇺🇸 Cleveland: 45.65
29. 🇲🇽 Cancun: 44.09
34. 🇿🇦 Johannesburg: 41.43
39. 🇺🇸 Milwaukee: 37.59
46. 🇺🇸 Philadelphia: 32.74

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

listen up, stupids:
Al Gore lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Bob Dole lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home.
Donald Trump lost his election and whined and plotted and begged and bullied and conspired with his flunkies and eventually sent a mob of armed morons to the Capitol to disrupt the certification so he could cling to power.
all because he's a big fucking baby.
and that's why your guy is in deep fucking shit right now.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

the party that spent all of 2016 braying "lock her up" is suddenly very concerned about the politicization of justice

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

Incredibly damning details on the Oceangate implosion here, with behavior from Stockton Rush that veers well into incompetent and malicious territory. https://t.co/FXyON6LXoH

[Juanito Shawarma @soyfantomas]

Because you all would have written a better episode than #MazeyDay right? Come on.

[Juanito Shawarma @soyfantomas]

¿El titanic sigue cobrando víctimas?

[jo j o jo josie @starcrxssd]

in the beyond the sea ep of black mirror season 6... if a perfect robot situation could be made of a person WHY would they send the person to space but keep the robot thing on earth ✨

[EL PAÍS México @elpaismexico]

🔴 Dos indígenas tseltales, vecinos del municipio de Chilón, cerca de Ocosingo, en plena selva Lacandona, han sido condenados a dos años de cárcel por marchar contra la construcción de un cuartel de la Guardia Nacional en su pueblo

🖋 @Ferritortola https://t.co/0qQt3qKTuD

[Magnus Carlsen @MagnusCarlsen]

Self-pinning for immortality. Congrats Ding!!

[ChessMood @ChessMood]

Ding is the King!

History has been made! Ding Liren is the 17th World Chess Champion!

Congratulations!!

#nepoding #WorldChessChampionship

[Olimpiu Di Luppi @olimpiuurcan]

Ding Liren, the first Chinese player to hold the title, is the new world chess champion. This marks a historic moment as both the men's and women's world champions in chess are now from China.

[Chess.com @chesscom]

Ding Liren wins the 2023 FIDE World Championship 🏆

Congratulations to Ding on becoming the new FIDE World Champion, and cementing his place in chess history after a thrilling match! 👏

[Juanito Shawarma @soyfantomas]

Eres la lechuga y el jitomate caliente de mi hamburguesa recalentada en el microondas.

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

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[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

THE MATRIX was released 24 years ago today. One of the most iconic and groundbreaking movies of its generation, the making of story is a fascinating one.

A THREAD
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[Juanito Shawarma @soyfantomas]

@Milledescubren Puro persignado se escandaliza.

[Juanito Shawarma @soyfantomas]

¿Y Emily sigue en París? ¿Ya arrestaron a Trump? ¿Ya se deschabetó completamente el imbécil de palacio?

[Juanito Shawarma @soyfantomas]

"México restringe a su instituto electoral, que contribuyó a acabar con el régimen de partido único.
Los cambios suceden antes de los comicios presidenciales de 2024 y son parte de un patrón de desafíos a las instituciones democráticas en el oeste." https://t.co/2x2v8uuM0Z