just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at Area 51. my job was to trans the aliens and then inject them with fentanyl. they all died but that’s not important.
currently exploring first principles of how makeup works—optical illusion, contour, volume, color theory—it's so fascinating wow. For example: long eyelashes are effective bc of the Müller-Lyer illusion (objects appear larger w outward radiating lines)
One of the better things about later Good Place was its characterisation of the actual Good Place as being run by toothless norms respecters. One of the clearest senses of it as a first Trump term show
one of my biggest questions in my adulthood has been “how do you transition from being a ‘hanging out’ friend to being a ‘we telling our business to each other’ friend?” and i think my final answer is “very carefully”
The Lilac Fire is now at 50 acres. Ariel attacks are starting but the winds are starting to pick up here in the hills. The fire jumping over the road we’re on and moving closer to I-15. @10News
"Would of" is a 100% nonexistent construction in speech. No one speaks "would of". It's solely a transcription error. And anyway, it's phonetically identical to "would've"—How could it be legible in-world for someone to speak it? That's like having Huck Finn say "I'm hungry to"
he was 100% doing it on purpose come on.
he's a 50 something South African who spends all day on Twitter replying to and boosting neo-Nazi accounts. get real.