jo j o jo josie

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at Area 51. my job was to trans the aliens and then inject them with fentanyl. they all died but that’s not important.

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

"If he wanted to he would" is still some of the most clarifying relationship advice of all time

[Emily @EmilybyNight]

currently exploring first principles of how makeup works—optical illusion, contour, volume, color theory—it's so fascinating wow. For example: long eyelashes are effective bc of the Müller-Lyer illusion (objects appear larger w outward radiating lines)

[۟ @headnavy]

@PopCrave I wish the worst for anyone who voted for this man

[Val @VK_HM]

One of the better things about later Good Place was its characterisation of the actual Good Place as being run by toothless norms respecters. One of the clearest senses of it as a first Trump term show

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

If you stop to watch one thing today, let this be it.

[megan shumway ⌚️ “BIRTHDAY” OUT NOW @megshummusic]

my hot take is that there just shouldn’t be a live action tangled

[ARGENTINIAN shane hollander @slitsfordan]

and if you kick every non binary person out of the country then who is going to be making your coffee donald trump?

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Gotta say, I was not expecting "there is only one gender" to be the official position of the Trump administration.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

one of my biggest questions in my adulthood has been “how do you transition from being a ‘hanging out’ friend to being a ‘we telling our business to each other’ friend?” and i think my final answer is “very carefully”

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

posting this for no particular reason today

[Adam Campos @arcampostv]

The Lilac Fire is now at 50 acres. Ariel attacks are starting but the winds are starting to pick up here in the hills. The fire jumping over the road we’re on and moving closer to I-15. @10News

[brandon* @brndxix]

yea i’m so sure

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

"Would of" is a 100% nonexistent construction in speech. No one speaks "would of". It's solely a transcription error. And anyway, it's phonetically identical to "would've"—How could it be legible in-world for someone to speak it? That's like having Huck Finn say "I'm hungry to"

[Eoin Higgins @EoinHiggins_]

he was 100% doing it on purpose come on.

he's a 50 something South African who spends all day on Twitter replying to and boosting neo-Nazi accounts. get real.