Laura

Your mom’s therapist ✨

[Dionne NYC @missglamorous]

Who decided not to stamp passports anymore?? I hate technology sometimes

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Rest assured there is a MAGA guy somewhere having a full meltdown over this.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The kids from Sandy Hook should be in college right now.

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[Thee esthi gyal @simoneashley_]

new york city

[Audri 🍓🌗 ☭ @AudrianaCB]

If I had taylor swift money and wanted to get married in a secure indoor venue in nyc I would rent out the metropolitan museum of art but I guess the difference is I have some level of taste

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage.

Me: I’ve been paying $2,800/month in rent for years.

Bank: Doesn’t count.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Fun fact: The two U.S. goals in yesterday’s World Cup win were made possible by birthright citizenship and immigration.

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

Hi! 👋 Child of a landlord here. My stepfather isn’t using your rent money to improve your unit—that driveway is never getting fixed. He’s in Amsterdam *right now* doing mushrooms in a $600/night Airbnb.

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

how is socialism bad when everyone in new york seems to be having a much better time than everyone else

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

I wish men hated pedophiles as much as they hate fat women

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Jdab @JDabz87]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM. MY BAGELS IS JEWISH. MY FAITH IS ALIVE. KNICKS IN FIVE!!!!!!

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

NEW YORK IS THE ONLY CITY IN THE WORLD

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

[Laura @soyourelaura]

Imagine not living in nyc