sean murphy

You see I've got your old ID, and you're all dressed up like The Cure

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

riptide

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

@BoneJail I hope with all of my heart that did not ruin flan for you.

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

@BoneJail When I was 7 I was stung by a bee riding a bike and looking down at the bee I rode straight into a brick wall. Bee/me relations have been somewhat strained since.

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

A life-long fan of F1 and I could not concur more. It is an amazing survey of where the sport is today.

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

@seungylee14 I believe New Years Eve in the Netherlands is something akin to The Purge where fireworks are temporarily legal and folks are known to attack people and vehicles on the street with all manner of pyrotechnics. They shut down transit to protect the vehicles and operators.

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

@duckdoquack @that_mc It's no J San Jose Ave/Glen Park Station

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

@StevilKinevil My brother and I in a rare show of unity asked for this one christmas. Both parents adamant we'd play with it for a day and then never again, which is exactly what happened. It's so out of scale it's dumb. Just like the 2 asshole kids that begged for it.

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

Given the site performance implies it's running on seriously outdated equipment, the rebrand makes sense.
Also I wonder if https://t.co/Nohg7sYls0 has an IP person

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

As skeptical as I was of this project never did I imagine @jeffreytumlin & co would under the pretense of cycling safety install something that autos can cross at will but actively traps cyclists in the newly created kill zone.

[Matt Ford @fordm]

This one?

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

@IllyBocean I'm sold

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

i hope this alignment chart clears things up for everyone

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

Huh. ROI be damned maybe but I like it.

[Stargirl 🌠 @theavalkyrie]

This is amazing https://t.co/u9nERZ3uoA

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

sorry but this is very funny bc Macbeth's first scene in MACBETH is literally him and Banquo asking the witches their pronouns

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

Kevin McCarthy is having a real Mos Eisley experience this week. https://t.co/1gCZPCxZGn

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

First year engineering problem authors: Assume a spherical chicken
Science: We got you fam

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I’m jealous of Elon Musk’s kids. They’re the only people who never have to hear from him.

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

@odannyboy It's a good callout. I'm looking again and I suppose they are just running a train back and forth between Chinatown and 4th and Brannan, with a few block walk to the rest of the T connection at 4th and King?

[sean murphy @sp_murphy]

Comcast figured out how to get fiber to Tiffany Ave in San Francisco, hopefully @sonic will be next. We've been waiting for a few years now.